TimmyCantRead 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@timmycantread.bsky.social
Quoter of The Simpsons (1-12)
Video Games
Part time punk
Full time poser
Hard Ciders/Seltzers
Musicals
Wrestling
Cat Dad😻
LGBTQIA+ Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Atheist
Video Games
Part time punk
Full time poser
Hard Ciders/Seltzers
Musicals
Wrestling
Cat Dad😻
LGBTQIA+ Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Atheist
My favorite games of 2025. #Goty #Gameoftheyear
1. Hades II
2. Expedition 33
3. Hollow Knight Silksong
4. Dispatch
5. Octopath Traveler 0
6. Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist
7. Ball X Pit
8. Split Fiction
9. DK Bonanza
10. JackBox Party Pack 11
1. Hades II
2. Expedition 33
3. Hollow Knight Silksong
4. Dispatch
5. Octopath Traveler 0
6. Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist
7. Ball X Pit
8. Split Fiction
9. DK Bonanza
10. JackBox Party Pack 11
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My favorite games of 2025. #Goty #Gameoftheyear
1. Hades II
2. Expedition 33
3. Hollow Knight Silksong
4. Dispatch
5. Octopath Traveler 0
6. Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist
7. Ball X Pit
8. Split Fiction
9. DK Bonanza
10. JackBox Party Pack 11
1. Hades II
2. Expedition 33
3. Hollow Knight Silksong
4. Dispatch
5. Octopath Traveler 0
6. Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist
7. Ball X Pit
8. Split Fiction
9. DK Bonanza
10. JackBox Party Pack 11
Virtual Boy accessory for the Switch? Nintendo has lost their damn minds. Who the hell wants to play games in black and red really close to their eyes while hunched over a table? Just....insane🤣🤣
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Virtual Boy accessory for the Switch? Nintendo has lost their damn minds. Who the hell wants to play games in black and red really close to their eyes while hunched over a table? Just....insane🤣🤣
Anyone else have a hell of a time finding a Bellway in the Citadel? I lost so many rosaries trying to find a way out so I could spend them back in Pharloom. Choosing the wrong way can be devastating while exploring. Pins are hidden just for the sake of not spoiling locations. #Silksong #HollowKnight
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anyone else have a hell of a time finding a Bellway in the Citadel? I lost so many rosaries trying to find a way out so I could spend them back in Pharloom. Choosing the wrong way can be devastating while exploring. Pins are hidden just for the sake of not spoiling locations. #Silksong #HollowKnight
First impressions of #Silksong
It feels amazing to play, even if the down attack takes some getting used to. The use of light, color and sound is still excellent. Exploring and movement feels a lot better. Don't get the sense of feeling lost nearly as easily. It's a stellar sequel so far.
It feels amazing to play, even if the down attack takes some getting used to. The use of light, color and sound is still excellent. Exploring and movement feels a lot better. Don't get the sense of feeling lost nearly as easily. It's a stellar sequel so far.
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
First impressions of #Silksong
It feels amazing to play, even if the down attack takes some getting used to. The use of light, color and sound is still excellent. Exploring and movement feels a lot better. Don't get the sense of feeling lost nearly as easily. It's a stellar sequel so far.
It feels amazing to play, even if the down attack takes some getting used to. The use of light, color and sound is still excellent. Exploring and movement feels a lot better. Don't get the sense of feeling lost nearly as easily. It's a stellar sequel so far.
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales demo is so much fun! Can't wait to play the full game next year.
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales demo is so much fun! Can't wait to play the full game next year.
It's been a little over two weeks and I'm ready to give my full opinion on Mario Kart World. Since Nintendo decided this game should cost $80, I'm going to hold it to a much higher standard. To me exceptional cost equals exceptional standards.
June 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's been a little over two weeks and I'm ready to give my full opinion on Mario Kart World. Since Nintendo decided this game should cost $80, I'm going to hold it to a much higher standard. To me exceptional cost equals exceptional standards.
When Borderlands 3 came out back in 2019 I thought it was insane they charged $100 for the edition that came with the season pass. Now that same edition is $30 more and there's no season pass. I hate this industry.
June 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When Borderlands 3 came out back in 2019 I thought it was insane they charged $100 for the edition that came with the season pass. Now that same edition is $30 more and there's no season pass. I hate this industry.
Managed to find a #Switch2 today. Why in the holy fuck is the screen packaged this way? This is awful. Be careful if you get one in the future.
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Managed to find a #Switch2 today. Why in the holy fuck is the screen packaged this way? This is awful. Be careful if you get one in the future.
5 years ago The Last of Us Part II came out on PS4 and at the time I couldn't believe how poorly paced and boring the story was.Now that the 2nd season of the show has ended all it's done is confirm how poor the writing is because there's no game to break it up.The end of the game is bad too. So....
May 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
5 years ago The Last of Us Part II came out on PS4 and at the time I couldn't believe how poorly paced and boring the story was.Now that the 2nd season of the show has ended all it's done is confirm how poor the writing is because there's no game to break it up.The end of the game is bad too. So....
Been playing Doom: The Dark Ages and something feels like it's missing. Like it doesn't have the same satisfaction the last two games had when it comes to annihilating demons. Once in a while you get it but the moment to moment combat, while still fun, just lacks some impact.
May 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Been playing Doom: The Dark Ages and something feels like it's missing. Like it doesn't have the same satisfaction the last two games had when it comes to annihilating demons. Once in a while you get it but the moment to moment combat, while still fun, just lacks some impact.
Y'all, I freaking love Clair Obscur Expedition 33. I rolled credits last night and I am tempted to start new game+ right away but I had to start Doom: The Dark Ages first. And while I'm slaying demons I will likely be thinking about Expedition 33. I intend to go back to new game+ ASAP.
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Y'all, I freaking love Clair Obscur Expedition 33. I rolled credits last night and I am tempted to start new game+ right away but I had to start Doom: The Dark Ages first. And while I'm slaying demons I will likely be thinking about Expedition 33. I intend to go back to new game+ ASAP.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Them: "How would you describe yourself?"
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does not go where you think it's going to. I made it to Act III and it is absolute insanity in terms of story, characters and world building. I've never experienced a story like this in a video game. It's a stellar experience and on top of all that it's crazy fun to play.
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 does not go where you think it's going to. I made it to Act III and it is absolute insanity in terms of story, characters and world building. I've never experienced a story like this in a video game. It's a stellar experience and on top of all that it's crazy fun to play.
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 has surprised the hell out of me. A game that was nowhere near my radar has become one of the most intriguing stories I've ever played. The parry system is challenging but I love the variety each character brings to combat. 9 hours in and it's excellent so far.
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 has surprised the hell out of me. A game that was nowhere near my radar has become one of the most intriguing stories I've ever played. The parry system is challenging but I love the variety each character brings to combat. 9 hours in and it's excellent so far.
@commandersterling.bsky.social The New Day are using your catchphrase on Raw. Seems rude.
April 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@commandersterling.bsky.social The New Day are using your catchphrase on Raw. Seems rude.
I've been playing South of Midnight on Game Pass and I'm a little confused as to why the songs don't have subtitles. I have subtitles on and they work, but for some reason whenever there are lyrics to a song the subtitles simply don't exist. It's very strange.
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've been playing South of Midnight on Game Pass and I'm a little confused as to why the songs don't have subtitles. I have subtitles on and they work, but for some reason whenever there are lyrics to a song the subtitles simply don't exist. It's very strange.
Blue Prince is the kind of game I wish I was better at but I still manage to enjoy it. What keeps me coming back is wanting to learn its secrets and discovering rooms for the first time. A fascinating game.
April 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Blue Prince is the kind of game I wish I was better at but I still manage to enjoy it. What keeps me coming back is wanting to learn its secrets and discovering rooms for the first time. A fascinating game.
My Switch 2 hot take is that it does not need, nor will it ever need a Smash Bros game. The last one being called Ultimate leaves them with nowhere to go. How do you surpass that? The only thing that makes sense to me is they do a Switch 2 version of Ultimate and just add some new stuff for $20.
April 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My Switch 2 hot take is that it does not need, nor will it ever need a Smash Bros game. The last one being called Ultimate leaves them with nowhere to go. How do you surpass that? The only thing that makes sense to me is they do a Switch 2 version of Ultimate and just add some new stuff for $20.
Ok. I'm sick of Nintendo doing this with their HD remasters and remakes. I thought Metroid Prime remastered was ridiculous at $40 but it's only gotten worse.
This game is 15 years old. It was originally released on the Wii. These games should not cost more than $30. #Nintendo #DonkeyKong #Switch
This game is 15 years old. It was originally released on the Wii. These games should not cost more than $30. #Nintendo #DonkeyKong #Switch
January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ok. I'm sick of Nintendo doing this with their HD remasters and remakes. I thought Metroid Prime remastered was ridiculous at $40 but it's only gotten worse.
This game is 15 years old. It was originally released on the Wii. These games should not cost more than $30. #Nintendo #DonkeyKong #Switch
This game is 15 years old. It was originally released on the Wii. These games should not cost more than $30. #Nintendo #DonkeyKong #Switch
My favorite games of 2024. #TopTen #VideoGames #Goty
10. Mario Party Jamboree
9. Minishoot' Adventures
8. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
7. Prince of Persia The Lost Crown
6. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
5. Crypt Custodian
4. FF VII Rebirth
3. Nine Sols
2. Balatro
1. Astro Boy
10. Mario Party Jamboree
9. Minishoot' Adventures
8. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
7. Prince of Persia The Lost Crown
6. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
5. Crypt Custodian
4. FF VII Rebirth
3. Nine Sols
2. Balatro
1. Astro Boy
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My favorite games of 2024. #TopTen #VideoGames #Goty
10. Mario Party Jamboree
9. Minishoot' Adventures
8. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
7. Prince of Persia The Lost Crown
6. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
5. Crypt Custodian
4. FF VII Rebirth
3. Nine Sols
2. Balatro
1. Astro Boy
10. Mario Party Jamboree
9. Minishoot' Adventures
8. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
7. Prince of Persia The Lost Crown
6. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
5. Crypt Custodian
4. FF VII Rebirth
3. Nine Sols
2. Balatro
1. Astro Boy
It's true. I did say that.
What it’s like to be called out by my fiancé:
You don’t use your mugs because you drink cold coffee. You use mason jars because you’re ~whimsical~
You don’t use your mugs because you drink cold coffee. You use mason jars because you’re ~whimsical~
December 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
It's true. I did say that.
How bout those Game Advertisements? Lots of fun surprises in there. It's hard to get excited about games that have practically nothing to show for themselves and are still a minimum 2 years away. Still some fun looking games coming next year though. Split fiction looks really good.
December 13, 2024 at 4:20 PM
How bout those Game Advertisements? Lots of fun surprises in there. It's hard to get excited about games that have practically nothing to show for themselves and are still a minimum 2 years away. Still some fun looking games coming next year though. Split fiction looks really good.
November 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM