Tim Stoops
@timmer82.bsky.social
he/him | "Daring to be Stoopid" everyday just like Weird Al told me | Dortmund Fan, Padres Fan, Canucks Fan | Star Wars | Star Trek |
Why are there so many mannequins in the McAllister household?
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Why are there so many mannequins in the McAllister household?
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Normalize thanking people in star trek uniforms for their service
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Normalize thanking people in star trek uniforms for their service
My brother and I are cursing these teams with our annual World Series hat selections.
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My brother and I are cursing these teams with our annual World Series hat selections.
Well there's always next year when maybe somebody will beat that blasted team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well there's always next year when maybe somebody will beat that blasted team.
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Surprise. New 50 Plus Döner jerseys just dropped with the super homies @oliveandyork.com
The 99 Balloons jersey is here, a tribute to the song "99 Luftballons" because war sucks.
You have a month to order do not us wondering how to get it in September!
oliveandyork.com/products/99-...
The 99 Balloons jersey is here, a tribute to the song "99 Luftballons" because war sucks.
You have a month to order do not us wondering how to get it in September!
oliveandyork.com/products/99-...
99 Balloons Jersey - 50 Plus Doner
The 99 Balloons jersey is based off of the lyrics of the German anti-war song "99 Luftballoons", with the sponsor being a play off of the lyric from the song "Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger". The kit ...
oliveandyork.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Surprise. New 50 Plus Döner jerseys just dropped with the super homies @oliveandyork.com
The 99 Balloons jersey is here, a tribute to the song "99 Luftballons" because war sucks.
You have a month to order do not us wondering how to get it in September!
oliveandyork.com/products/99-...
The 99 Balloons jersey is here, a tribute to the song "99 Luftballons" because war sucks.
You have a month to order do not us wondering how to get it in September!
oliveandyork.com/products/99-...
The Shania Twain concert in Missoula tonight is having issues starting due to a big thunderstorm. Do you think that impresses ticket holders much?
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Shania Twain concert in Missoula tonight is having issues starting due to a big thunderstorm. Do you think that impresses ticket holders much?
I have entered the Borussia Dortmund Cincinnati Embassy.
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have entered the Borussia Dortmund Cincinnati Embassy.
Baseball skies in Missoula tonight.
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Baseball skies in Missoula tonight.
I enjoyed Taco Bell's Name Your Price feature suggesting I have 14 Cinnabon Delights for lunch today.
June 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I enjoyed Taco Bell's Name Your Price feature suggesting I have 14 Cinnabon Delights for lunch today.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Today is the 30th anniversary of the shortest game in the history of the Super Bowl. The 49ers scored two touchdowns so quickly, I think the military jets weren't even done with their flyover yet. This game was over almost instantly. Worst Super Bowl party ever.
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today is the 30th anniversary of the shortest game in the history of the Super Bowl. The 49ers scored two touchdowns so quickly, I think the military jets weren't even done with their flyover yet. This game was over almost instantly. Worst Super Bowl party ever.
I'm excited to see my brother and so many friends in Waitress at Missoula Children's Theatre's Community Series today!
January 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm excited to see my brother and so many friends in Waitress at Missoula Children's Theatre's Community Series today!
This is still one of the saddest things I've ever seen in a movie.
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This is still one of the saddest things I've ever seen in a movie.
I have no explanation for why I did this. 😂
December 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I have no explanation for why I did this. 😂
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:36 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I wonder if things would have turned out differently for Snakes had Acey still been in charge.
December 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I wonder if things would have turned out differently for Snakes had Acey still been in charge.
In honor of Rickey Henderson, I should do tonight's performance of A Christmas Story in the third person. "Frank Parker won a major award!"
December 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
In honor of Rickey Henderson, I should do tonight's performance of A Christmas Story in the third person. "Frank Parker won a major award!"
Rickey Henderson, what a loss. I'm shocked, and in complete disbelief. RIP to a legendary character, and baseball player.
December 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Rickey Henderson, what a loss. I'm shocked, and in complete disbelief. RIP to a legendary character, and baseball player.
The last week of my turn as The Old Man in A Christmas Story: The Musical here in Missoula begins in a few hours. From the fake cursing, the entertaining songs, and dealing with those blasted Bumpus hounds, it's been so much fun playing this role.
December 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The last week of my turn as The Old Man in A Christmas Story: The Musical here in Missoula begins in a few hours. From the fake cursing, the entertaining songs, and dealing with those blasted Bumpus hounds, it's been so much fun playing this role.
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Merry Christmas, kids!
Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
December 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Merry Christmas, kids!
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The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.
December 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.