after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town