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thundershort.bsky.social
@thundershort.bsky.social
Just dude who wants to be more than an object also buy my first book self published by the way

Midnight Ramblings https://a.co/d/4WBfW4M
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when you forget to put up a piece of paper in the Oval Office that says BE HUMAN in gold
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dawg how do I know if anyone is seeing this, is this app reaching its limit in interactivity
May 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oddly enough sometimes when I write I get overly melodramatic, as in overly dramatic, I wrote this one about a weed whacker I had to toss because it was broken and I had to use a sling blade instead

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You are my Cain
I cannot stop being
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May 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Everyday a black person suffers an injustice and they find a way to make an excellent joke of it
May 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Aziz was slick innocent at first
Every year we should vote on one celebrity to uncancel. It would be like the super bowl for evil bitches.

I nominate Aziz Ansari.
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Every year we should vote on one celebrity to uncancel. It would be like the super bowl for evil bitches.

I nominate Aziz Ansari.
May 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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it was news to me that I have enemies, but safe to it’s over for you 😂
May 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bro how do I even find people that want to be weird on here
May 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bluesky is difficult to build a following on for a simple guy like me
May 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ahhh to be in love with someone that mates you feel like a teenager

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I promise you
There is nothing more humbling than
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May 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Used to be time where posting would just grant you followers but now I have to dance like the little monkey that I am
May 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Why did they draw this Ferris wheel in 3D?
anyway, here’s wonder wheel
May 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing in life is greater than sitting next to your wife and letting her nap on your shoulder
May 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I love driving down a state road in the south especially Texas and just seeing all the little nooks and crannies of America, I still remember my first time in that vast and flat state
There’s a giant boy
He lives in Texas
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May 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ethan Hunt mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn please let us get a tv show
May 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So often I forget that I am surrounded by love unfortunately i appreciate super dumbassery and right now I am in it
May 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Back in my day is by far one of the funniest ways to piss of someone slightly younger
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s sad world when the blue collar man tries to tweet through the pain
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jealous
Coffee in the pool season has begun.
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If I post enough I’ll get noticed, the only thing that’s limiting me is open.substack.com/pub/calebace...
You’re emotions are heavy
I think I need to lie down
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May 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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you the whimper
and I the moan
you the steady
and I the flown

ground turned sky
with clouds below
you the story
and I the show

#vss365
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need new people to follow
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM