Thump_Beefneck
@thumpbeefneck.bsky.social
42, Canadian socialist democrat. Horror Movies/Books, Gaming, I sling meat for a living and cook for fun, come on over I’ll whip you up something delicious. Mostly SFW but sometimes not.
Minors DNI 🔞
Minors DNI 🔞
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November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Being the preferred snoozing spot for this little creature is an honour. I don’t care how numb my legs get. Snore away little bean.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Being the preferred snoozing spot for this little creature is an honour. I don’t care how numb my legs get. Snore away little bean.
The look I get trying to explain daylight savings, therefore he has to wait an hour for dinner.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The look I get trying to explain daylight savings, therefore he has to wait an hour for dinner.
Simpsons did it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Simpsons did it.
I need to train my phones Face-ID to recognize me with a mouthful of mozzarella sticks
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I need to train my phones Face-ID to recognize me with a mouthful of mozzarella sticks
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My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in
Going to a screening of Carrie tonight and @mikeflanaganfilm.com is going to be there with the cast of his new Carrie series and I am SO FUCKING PUMPED!
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Going to a screening of Carrie tonight and @mikeflanaganfilm.com is going to be there with the cast of his new Carrie series and I am SO FUCKING PUMPED!
I just declined a decent job offer, as it didn’t feel right in my gut. Moments later I received contact from a recruiter regarding an even better position. Fingers crossed!
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I just declined a decent job offer, as it didn’t feel right in my gut. Moments later I received contact from a recruiter regarding an even better position. Fingers crossed!
Does anyone, and I mean any member of the movie going public, want to see Jared Leto in anything at all? Or care about this new Tron movie? At ALL? Why do studios spend money on shit like this. Who’s clamouring for another Tron movie?
October 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Does anyone, and I mean any member of the movie going public, want to see Jared Leto in anything at all? Or care about this new Tron movie? At ALL? Why do studios spend money on shit like this. Who’s clamouring for another Tron movie?
I thought a new tattoo would fix me. It didn’t, but it did make me a little more satisfied whenever I look at my leg.
July 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I thought a new tattoo would fix me. It didn’t, but it did make me a little more satisfied whenever I look at my leg.
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In Canada, public opinion once forced out a cabinet minister for expensing an $18 glass of orange juice.
ABC reports Trump to take “flying palace” from Qatar and use it as temporary Air Force 1 before converting it to a personal possession.
Trump administration poised to accept 'palace in the sky' as a gift for Trump from Qatar: Sources
President Trump poised to accept "palace in the sky" as a gift from Qatar: Sources
abcnews.go.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In Canada, public opinion once forced out a cabinet minister for expensing an $18 glass of orange juice.
Have some friends coming over tonight for a Mexican feast. I made guac, two different crema’s, osso bucco braising in the oven, grilled citrus prawns chilling in the fridge, pico ready for making, and some ground beef for gringo tacos to make closer to arrival time. I’m stoked! Tequila incoming!
May 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Have some friends coming over tonight for a Mexican feast. I made guac, two different crema’s, osso bucco braising in the oven, grilled citrus prawns chilling in the fridge, pico ready for making, and some ground beef for gringo tacos to make closer to arrival time. I’m stoked! Tequila incoming!
Am I entering my cunty overall boy summer era? (These will not look the same on me I’m a chubby guy)
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Am I entering my cunty overall boy summer era? (These will not look the same on me I’m a chubby guy)
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May 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Spent a couple days in the woods.
May 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Spent a couple days in the woods.
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
April 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Am I hungry or just bored? - the all time question
April 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Am I hungry or just bored? - the all time question
Do I HAVE to put my hands in the air and wave them, to show that I don’t care? Or are the two mutually exclusive.
March 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Do I HAVE to put my hands in the air and wave them, to show that I don’t care? Or are the two mutually exclusive.
My insta algorithm keeps giving me tattoo videos, T boosters and available rescue dog clips.
Does it KNOW I’m having a mid life crisis at 42?
Does it KNOW I’m having a mid life crisis at 42?
March 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My insta algorithm keeps giving me tattoo videos, T boosters and available rescue dog clips.
Does it KNOW I’m having a mid life crisis at 42?
Does it KNOW I’m having a mid life crisis at 42?
At the Vet with my best boy. He hasn’t wanted to eat or move around much since Monday. Positive vibes only.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At the Vet with my best boy. He hasn’t wanted to eat or move around much since Monday. Positive vibes only.
Cloudy Saturday afternoons repotting plants and rockin some Stones.
March 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Cloudy Saturday afternoons repotting plants and rockin some Stones.
I’m drunk on red wine in a hotel near the Calgary airport
Send skeet
Send skeet
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m drunk on red wine in a hotel near the Calgary airport
Send skeet
Send skeet
I think I’m over pizza. What an auspicious day in my life.
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think I’m over pizza. What an auspicious day in my life.
Does anyone else stop wanting something as soon as they see someone awful using or endorsing it?
Like I wanted a Ridge Wallet then I saw an IG ad of theirs with Joe Rogan endorsing them, and now I’m like nah I’m good thanks.
Sucks sometimes but…
Like I wanted a Ridge Wallet then I saw an IG ad of theirs with Joe Rogan endorsing them, and now I’m like nah I’m good thanks.
Sucks sometimes but…
a man in a suit and tie says " i am a man of convictions "
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " i am a man of convictions "
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Does anyone else stop wanting something as soon as they see someone awful using or endorsing it?
Like I wanted a Ridge Wallet then I saw an IG ad of theirs with Joe Rogan endorsing them, and now I’m like nah I’m good thanks.
Sucks sometimes but…
Like I wanted a Ridge Wallet then I saw an IG ad of theirs with Joe Rogan endorsing them, and now I’m like nah I’m good thanks.
Sucks sometimes but…