Thule Taaffe
@thuletaaffe.bsky.social
Author of “Milk and Catfish,” 📕 “Don’t Never Dead Head,” 📕 “Yellow Jaundice” 📕 and several other hilarious, soon-to-be published novels which make fun of American politics. 💙
PurpleHullPress.com
PurpleHullPress.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.
📕 SALES NEWS:
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
PurpleHullPress.com
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
PurpleHullPress.com
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
📕 SALES NEWS:
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
PurpleHullPress.com
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
PurpleHullPress.com
💡HUGE NEWS-- Since I have no marketing strategy, I’m now asking national security officials to include excerpts from my books when they send top-secret, classified messages. That will expose my books to MILLIONS of people all over the world!📕
PurpleHullPress.com
#books
#marketing
PurpleHullPress.com
#books
#marketing
March 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
💡HUGE NEWS-- Since I have no marketing strategy, I’m now asking national security officials to include excerpts from my books when they send top-secret, classified messages. That will expose my books to MILLIONS of people all over the world!📕
PurpleHullPress.com
#books
#marketing
PurpleHullPress.com
#books
#marketing
Vonnegut is one of my heroes and the reason I started writing about the absurdity of America.
March 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Vonnegut is one of my heroes and the reason I started writing about the absurdity of America.
When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south.
My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south.
My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
Instead of getting authors or celebs to review my first novel, I’ve decided to get comments from the people who matter the most— the characters.
“If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.”
—John D. Dalrymple
“If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.”
—John D. Dalrymple
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Instead of getting authors or celebs to review my first novel, I’ve decided to get comments from the people who matter the most— the characters.
“If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.”
—John D. Dalrymple
“If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.”
—John D. Dalrymple
Milk and Catfish. The funniest political satire of 2024
December 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Milk and Catfish. The funniest political satire of 2024