Thule Taaffe
@thuletaaffe.bsky.social
Author of “Milk and Catfish,” 📕 “Don’t Never Dead Head,” 📕 “Yellow Jaundice” 📕 and several other hilarious, soon-to-be published novels which make fun of American politics. 💙
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Thule Taaffe
@thuletaaffe.bsky.social
· Jun 27
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
Since I haven’t been to a major entertainment or sporting event in a while, I’ve decided to just voluntarily send some money to Ticketmaster!
That only seems fair.
#fairness
#TicketMoney
That only seems fair.
#fairness
#TicketMoney
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Since I haven’t been to a major entertainment or sporting event in a while, I’ve decided to just voluntarily send some money to Ticketmaster!
That only seems fair.
#fairness
#TicketMoney
That only seems fair.
#fairness
#TicketMoney
Finally, a good 📕 bio:
When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money.
#books
#booksky
#GreatAuthors
When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money.
#books
#booksky
#GreatAuthors
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Finally, a good 📕 bio:
When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money.
#books
#booksky
#GreatAuthors
When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money.
#books
#booksky
#GreatAuthors
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I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.
People who get paid for doing nothing:
💥Bad college football coaches 🏈
💥Congressmen ⚖️
#shutdown
#GreatJobs
#Trillionaire$
💥Bad college football coaches 🏈
💥Congressmen ⚖️
#shutdown
#GreatJobs
#Trillionaire$
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People who get paid for doing nothing:
💥Bad college football coaches 🏈
💥Congressmen ⚖️
#shutdown
#GreatJobs
#Trillionaire$
💥Bad college football coaches 🏈
💥Congressmen ⚖️
#shutdown
#GreatJobs
#Trillionaire$
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
EXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars
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#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars
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Thule Taaffe Author Event
Welcome to our new website! We're excited to see you. *** RETURNING USERS WILL NEED TO RESET THEIR PASSWORD FOR THIS NEW SITE. CLICK HERE TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD.***
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October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
EXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars
wordsworthbookstore.com/event/2025-1...
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars
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My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
ATTENTION:
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ATTENTION:
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
HELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice.
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
HELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice.
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science
August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team:
💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me
🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me
🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
July 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team:
💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me
🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me
🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
My social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read.
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#BannedBooks
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Purple Hull Press | Author Thule Taaffe
Purple Hull Press is where Southern charm meets storytelling! As the home of seventh-generation Arkansan Thule Taaffe, we’re all about serving up bold, unique tales with a side of humor and heart. Get...
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May 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read.
#Authors
#BannedBooks
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#BannedBooks
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May 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
I’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden
#thanksBiden
ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.
WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.
April 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.
I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈
April 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈
I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.