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Thule Taaffe
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Author of “Milk and Catfish,” 📕 “Don’t Never Dead Head,” 📕 “Yellow Jaundice” 📕 and several other hilarious, soon-to-be published novels which make fun of American politics. 💙
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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · Jun 27
Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
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People who get paid for doing nothing:

💥Bad college football coaches 🏈

💥Congressmen ⚖️

#shutdown
#GreatJobs
#Trillionaire$
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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EXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars

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Thule Taaffe Author Event
Welcome to our new website! We're excited to see you. *** RETURNING USERS WILL NEED TO RESET THEIR PASSWORD FOR THIS NEW SITE. CLICK HERE TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD.***
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October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Getting vaccinated 💉 is like reading my books📕 — Even if it’s not mandatory, most scientists still believe it’s a good idea.
#Books
#Science
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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ATTENTION:
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Time to get ready for football season.
🏈
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#booksky
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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HELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice.
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Time to get ready for football season.
🏈
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August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team:

💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me

🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
July 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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My social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read.
#Authors
#BannedBooks
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Purple Hull Press | Author Thule Taaffe
Purple Hull Press is where Southern charm meets storytelling! As the home of seventh-generation Arkansan Thule Taaffe, we’re all about serving up bold, unique tales with a side of humor and heart. Get...
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May 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Let me get this straight, the US govt is rewarding Syria and punishing Harvard?
#Yikes
#Whoa
May 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I’m wondering if the guy who won the Pope election promised to lower egg prices, impose tariffs and get rid of immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden.
#thanksBiden
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.
April 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈
April 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Lawyers who advance patently unconstitutional positions in courts of law should be sanctioned or dis-barred.
#lawyers
April 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I’m considering withholding billions of dollars from Harvard unless they start saying good things about my books.
#books
#billions
April 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I got side-tracked watching the market crash and never found out if Trump won his golf match. ⛳️ Can someone let me know?
April 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM