David
@thricebedamned.bsky.social
Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like some kind of torture to have to watch the show.
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Take off, ya hoser. Canada knows how to carry the sword. True north, strong, and free.
Seriously, though: Fuck you Donny.
I did not want this in the news today.
Seriously, though: Fuck you Donny.
I did not want this in the news today.
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Take off, ya hoser. Canada knows how to carry the sword. True north, strong, and free.
Seriously, though: Fuck you Donny.
I did not want this in the news today.
Seriously, though: Fuck you Donny.
I did not want this in the news today.
A sneak peek of what the #EpsteinFiles release will look like later this week:
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August 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A sneak peek of what the #EpsteinFiles release will look like later this week:
You got that right; anyone who only has half a brain would do so.
My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You got that right; anyone who only has half a brain would do so.
My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
Needed affirmation, turned to Chat GPT.
March 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Needed affirmation, turned to Chat GPT.
I have a small and embarrassing problem with flatulence.
Everybody farts, I know. But I feel like I fart a lot.
Early this morning I rolled over in my sleep and farted. My partner @jellbean77.bsky.social then rolled over and farted in my general direction.
"Oh yeah? So there!"
This is love.
Everybody farts, I know. But I feel like I fart a lot.
Early this morning I rolled over in my sleep and farted. My partner @jellbean77.bsky.social then rolled over and farted in my general direction.
"Oh yeah? So there!"
This is love.
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have a small and embarrassing problem with flatulence.
Everybody farts, I know. But I feel like I fart a lot.
Early this morning I rolled over in my sleep and farted. My partner @jellbean77.bsky.social then rolled over and farted in my general direction.
"Oh yeah? So there!"
This is love.
Everybody farts, I know. But I feel like I fart a lot.
Early this morning I rolled over in my sleep and farted. My partner @jellbean77.bsky.social then rolled over and farted in my general direction.
"Oh yeah? So there!"
This is love.
