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Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like some kind of torture to have to watch the show.
Me (reading): "What's that shirt say?" (squints) "... true... crime..."

@jellbean77.bsky.social: "Addict."

Me: "Oh. I misread it as 'Harlot.'"

@jellbean77.bsky.social: "I could be a slut for crime!" (nearly dies laughing.)
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I look at this thing wrong and it falls apart.

It looks pretty, but was it ever frustrating.
@thricebedamned.bsky.social and I made a thing... a very fragile thing...
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As it got released on Disney+, I finally got to see Fantastic Four: First Steps the other day. Here's my capsule review:

It was a decent sequel. I wonder what the first movie was like?
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dear friendly networking nerds:

I have a 1,300 sq ft apartment. I have an unusual number of concrete walls throughout. The fibre ONT is in the kitchen, and the WiFi signal does not reach everywhere. Most of our devices are WiFi 6 or 6E.

What consumer mesh networking product would you recommend?
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've had a really tough day. My job is based on negative feedback. The knowledge library may as well be written in ancient greek, it's indecipherable at times. I deal with the public. I fucking hate the public. I go home moody, and it's likely very rough for @jellbean77.bsky.social to live with.
September 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
US patent 12,493,397 by Nintendo: a patent on summoning and battling with "sub-characters." It's meant to protect Pokemon IP.

I wonder what Hasbro, et al think about this. Could 50 years of Summoning spells in RPGs possibly be infringing on Nintendo's new patent?

archive.org/details/1240...
Patent No.: US 12,403,397 B2 : USPTO : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Patent No.: US 12,403,397 B2STORAGE MEDIUM, INFORMATIONPROCESSING SYSTEM, INFORMATIONPROCESSING APPARATUS, AND GAMEPROCESSING METHOD
archive.org
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I've had a really terrible day at work, and I couldn't let it go and leave it at work. It's been haunting me all night.

I had a great weekend, though. I turned 50, and sang karaoke.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A sneak peek of what the #EpsteinFiles release will look like later this week:
August 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Gather 'round children, and I'll spin a yarn of a time when a company let you walk in their doors and get help from a live human in real time without making an appointment beforehand on the internet.
August 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You got that right; anyone who only has half a brain would do so.

My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Behold: a woman.
August 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
35% on Canadian goods? With a threat for a point-for-point increases if Canadians reciprocate?

FUCK YOU. Just when I think I've had enough of this orange turd, they go and raise the bar.

I hope those billionaires and war crime dictators you saddle up with chew you up and spit you out.

FUCK. YOU.
July 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I know it's illegal in Canada, but I want a Bluetooth signal jammer I can point at people who walk around blaring shitty music from a speaker in their backpack.

I'd pay double if I could hijack the signal to broadcast "WARNING: This man is a DOUCHEBAG!"
July 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Del Monte filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today.

Holy shit.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/02/f...
138-year old grocery store staple files for bankruptcy | CNN Business
Del Monte Foods, the 138-year-old company best known for its canned fruits and vegetables, has filed for bankruptcy and is looking for a buyer.
www.cnn.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why is it so freaking hard to set up a TURN server on my home lab? I just want NextCloud Talk to work.
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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While I loved my job, the new manager that came in February has made things absolutely miserable for me.

It's devestating but I truly felt I never really settled in so if anyone has any remote leads in Canada send em my way!
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My boo @jellbean77.bsky.social specifically asked for these roses on her birthday. Tonight, we put it together!
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Because ground coffee prices have doubled within five years, I'm willing to wean myself off caffeine to save a few bucks.

A quick googling suggested roasted barley tea, or chicory - but what's important is it should taste like black coffee.

Recommendations welcome. Just not tea, please.
April 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Needed affirmation, turned to Chat GPT.
March 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I feel seen.
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM