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Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like some kind of torture to have to watch the show.
Take off, ya hoser. Canada knows how to carry the sword. True north, strong, and free.

Seriously, though: Fuck you Donny.

I did not want this in the news today.
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I really hope that the next tenant that moves into the White House says "tear down all this god awful shit."
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
They're not even trying very hard, when they're lying.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Me (reading): "What's that shirt say?" (squints) "... true... crime..."

@jellbean77.bsky.social: "Addict."

Me: "Oh. I misread it as 'Harlot.'"

@jellbean77.bsky.social: "I could be a slut for crime!" (nearly dies laughing.)
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I look at this thing wrong and it falls apart.

It looks pretty, but was it ever frustrating.
@thricebedamned.bsky.social and I made a thing... a very fragile thing...
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As it got released on Disney+, I finally got to see Fantastic Four: First Steps the other day. Here's my capsule review:

It was a decent sequel. I wonder what the first movie was like?
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dear friendly networking nerds:

I have a 1,300 sq ft apartment. I have an unusual number of concrete walls throughout. The fibre ONT is in the kitchen, and the WiFi signal does not reach everywhere. Most of our devices are WiFi 6 or 6E.

What consumer mesh networking product would you recommend?
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've had a really tough day. My job is based on negative feedback. The knowledge library may as well be written in ancient greek, it's indecipherable at times. I deal with the public. I fucking hate the public. I go home moody, and it's likely very rough for @jellbean77.bsky.social to live with.
September 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
US patent 12,493,397 by Nintendo: a patent on summoning and battling with "sub-characters." It's meant to protect Pokemon IP.

I wonder what Hasbro, et al think about this. Could 50 years of Summoning spells in RPGs possibly be infringing on Nintendo's new patent?

archive.org/details/1240...
Patent No.: US 12,403,397 B2 : USPTO : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Patent No.: US 12,403,397 B2STORAGE MEDIUM, INFORMATIONPROCESSING SYSTEM, INFORMATIONPROCESSING APPARATUS, AND GAMEPROCESSING METHOD
archive.org
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I've had a really terrible day at work, and I couldn't let it go and leave it at work. It's been haunting me all night.

I had a great weekend, though. I turned 50, and sang karaoke.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A sneak peek of what the #EpsteinFiles release will look like later this week:
August 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Gather 'round children, and I'll spin a yarn of a time when a company let you walk in their doors and get help from a live human in real time without making an appointment beforehand on the internet.
August 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You got that right; anyone who only has half a brain would do so.

My apologies to any half-brained who identify as Democrat and any full-witted Republicans, should either of those exist.
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Behold: a woman.
August 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
35% on Canadian goods? With a threat for a point-for-point increases if Canadians reciprocate?

FUCK YOU. Just when I think I've had enough of this orange turd, they go and raise the bar.

I hope those billionaires and war crime dictators you saddle up with chew you up and spit you out.

FUCK. YOU.
July 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I know it's illegal in Canada, but I want a Bluetooth signal jammer I can point at people who walk around blaring shitty music from a speaker in their backpack.

I'd pay double if I could hijack the signal to broadcast "WARNING: This man is a DOUCHEBAG!"
July 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Del Monte filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today.

Holy shit.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/02/f...
138-year old grocery store staple files for bankruptcy | CNN Business
Del Monte Foods, the 138-year-old company best known for its canned fruits and vegetables, has filed for bankruptcy and is looking for a buyer.
www.cnn.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why is it so freaking hard to set up a TURN server on my home lab? I just want NextCloud Talk to work.
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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While I loved my job, the new manager that came in February has made things absolutely miserable for me.

It's devestating but I truly felt I never really settled in so if anyone has any remote leads in Canada send em my way!
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My boo @jellbean77.bsky.social specifically asked for these roses on her birthday. Tonight, we put it together!
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM