Calvin peeing on a cybertruck/
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Calvin peeing on a cybertruck/
@thready2k.bsky.social
No pic, no bio, joined in 2009.
Robert Redford walked in to a restaurant where I used to work to make a reservation for his group, from the outside,he took a seat on the open window sil, said "there'll be six of us, the name's Redford" The reservationist and I both started laughing and said YEAH NO SHIT!!!!
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How come I never see any vintage heliocopters flying around
August 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
marjorie taylor greene shorting carrot cake futures.
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Me: Good morning daughter are you working today?
Daughter: Yes
Me: Geez, you work alot.
Daughter: (with a hand wave) Look, it's nice that you have your little 3 day weekend but I'm out here on the grind tryin to get that bag, ok?
Me: (goes back to bed).
July 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
New head of DOD just dropped.
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Logging on for the 2 minutes hate
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just finished Absalom, Absalom! Disappointment, there was not even one Absalom. 1 star.
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The thing about this narrative is, if the worst thing you could ever think of is true, it wouldn't change anything
Pritzker: You know, I was asked the other day if I could say one thing to Donald Trump, what would it be? And I said, “What does Putin have on you?”

Everybody rational understands that Putin is trying to rebuild the old Russian Empire. And Donald Trump is literally handing it to him.
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was in San Francisco yesterday to visit SFMOMA, and sadly, it was shocking..teslas everywhere, I saw at least 5 angel investors just walking openly on the street, gangs of tech bros all wearing their puffy jacket vests, the SF I first moved to 35 years ago would be absolutely losing their shit rn
March 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
HA! Jokes on them, I'm broke and drowning in debt!
Every American has the right to know what DOGE is doing with their personal information. I submitted a Privacy Act request to DOGE, demanding they tell me why they have my Social Security number and direct deposit information.
DOGE and the Privacy Act
raskin.house.gov
March 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My vehicle weighs 20 lbs and averages 13 mph, it's a very false equivalency.
I appear to have enraged the bluesky bicycle crowd with my murderous, evil, genocidal take of "I would like bicyclists in my state to follow the law, as it exists, in my state."

(issue being lane splitting/filtering, which is not, at present, legal in North Carolina www.bikelaw.com/laws/north-c...)
March 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I, personally, have never eaten soap.
cilantro tastes like soap, but only a little bit, and is delicious as long as i don't think too hard about how it tastes like soap
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It sucks that our veterans have to work at in-n-out now.
I appreciated meeting with Vermont veterans to discuss veteran homelessness, mental health, health care and other issues at the VA.

Veterans put their lives on the line for this country. We must do everything in our power to ensure they receive the benefits & care they earned.
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Inform friends, family, and social media followers.

Everyone needs to know about the psychopathic agenda of Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel, and Elon Musk.

america2.news/content/file...
February 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I really regret shoving elon into that locker when we were in grade school
February 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Please share this with as many people as you can.

It explains the tech Nazi agenda to fuse Curtis Yarvin's RAGE and Project 2025 together to completely dismantle our country.

Silicon Valley is full of absolute lunatics and everyone needs to understand this threat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RpP...
DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America
YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's true, one time I went to his house to install 2 way mirrors and he came to the door in a dress.
I like that a random thread on new grounds from 2004 is a top hit for “was John Wayne Gay?”
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
For a poster with a small number of bits, this guy does not miss. Not once.
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seriously considering moving my savings into something that will be less effected by the upcomming collapse, just kidding, I already lost it all on hawk tua coin.🤦‍♀️
February 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You have to keep randy quaid though
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
February 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's going to get bad, we're gonna view 2020 as quant.
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM