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What kind of monster *covers* Wonderful Christmastime?
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What kind of monster *covers* Wonderful Christmastime?
Ok, hear me out:
The Andrews Sisters: Nazi Hunters
The Andrews Sisters: Nazi Hunters
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ok, hear me out:
The Andrews Sisters: Nazi Hunters
The Andrews Sisters: Nazi Hunters
The best thing about Sydney Sweeney is that her name sounds like the proprietor of a goose fat factory in a Dickens novel.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The best thing about Sydney Sweeney is that her name sounds like the proprietor of a goose fat factory in a Dickens novel.
Why did I ever live Fort Greene
(Because my landlord refused to do repairs and then paid me to move out and then I couldn't afford to live there anymore)
(Because my landlord refused to do repairs and then paid me to move out and then I couldn't afford to live there anymore)
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Why did I ever live Fort Greene
(Because my landlord refused to do repairs and then paid me to move out and then I couldn't afford to live there anymore)
(Because my landlord refused to do repairs and then paid me to move out and then I couldn't afford to live there anymore)
Every few months, I test each streamer I subscribe to. I visit it with arbitrary cancellation. If this is taken as sincere, and I am offered six months for just $1.99 per month, I judge that service harmless--I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I unsubscribe utterly.
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Every few months, I test each streamer I subscribe to. I visit it with arbitrary cancellation. If this is taken as sincere, and I am offered six months for just $1.99 per month, I judge that service harmless--I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I unsubscribe utterly.
Did you guys know that Baker Street isn't just the saxophone solo from Baker Street? There's, like, a whole song around it! And it doesn't sound very much like the saxophone solo of itself! This world is just so full of wonder.
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did you guys know that Baker Street isn't just the saxophone solo from Baker Street? There's, like, a whole song around it! And it doesn't sound very much like the saxophone solo of itself! This world is just so full of wonder.
What if the kid in big was body swapping with himself in the future? Such that at some point in his adult life, he became his younger self? That movie would be called Small: A Big Story, and it would go something like this: a-zo-zo-zo-zo, zooay
September 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What if the kid in big was body swapping with himself in the future? Such that at some point in his adult life, he became his younger self? That movie would be called Small: A Big Story, and it would go something like this: a-zo-zo-zo-zo, zooay
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malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
Imagine being given the name Thomas Chatterton Williams and then actually going by Thomas Chatterton Williams.
If it were me, I'd insist on being called T. C. "Bill" Williams.
If it were me, I'd insist on being called T. C. "Bill" Williams.
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine being given the name Thomas Chatterton Williams and then actually going by Thomas Chatterton Williams.
If it were me, I'd insist on being called T. C. "Bill" Williams.
If it were me, I'd insist on being called T. C. "Bill" Williams.
What if the Butlerian Jihad was actually about people who preferred Ask Jeeves to AI chatbots?
August 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What if the Butlerian Jihad was actually about people who preferred Ask Jeeves to AI chatbots?
There's hardly any everything on this bagel. It is, at best, a something bagel.
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There's hardly any everything on this bagel. It is, at best, a something bagel.
Wait...should we have renamed Queens after Elizabeth died?
July 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wait...should we have renamed Queens after Elizabeth died?
Find yourself someone who hugs you the way Chuck Mangione hugged his flugelhorn
July 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Find yourself someone who hugs you the way Chuck Mangione hugged his flugelhorn
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ICEblock, which allows users to alert others to the geographical location of ICE officers, is the top social networking app in the App Store right now after Karoline Leavitt condemned it from the podium yesterday.
July 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ICEblock, which allows users to alert others to the geographical location of ICE officers, is the top social networking app in the App Store right now after Karoline Leavitt condemned it from the podium yesterday.
Liver King is a pretty terrible name for a villain. He should have gone with The Organ Grinder.
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Liver King is a pretty terrible name for a villain. He should have gone with The Organ Grinder.
If I could vote, I would be voting against Cuomo.
But I cannot vote, thanks to the white man's laws.
But I cannot vote, thanks to the white man's laws.
June 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If I could vote, I would be voting against Cuomo.
But I cannot vote, thanks to the white man's laws.
But I cannot vote, thanks to the white man's laws.
Learned Hand is one of the best names anyone has ever had, and there really should have been a TV show in the late 70s/early 80s about Learned Hand wandering from town to town, granting judicial relief to the salt-of-the-earth characters he meets along the way.
May 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Learned Hand is one of the best names anyone has ever had, and there really should have been a TV show in the late 70s/early 80s about Learned Hand wandering from town to town, granting judicial relief to the salt-of-the-earth characters he meets along the way.
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The rats have chosen a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The rats have chosen a new pope.
Sure, the conclave is fun and all, but it's no Cadaver Synod.
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sure, the conclave is fun and all, but it's no Cadaver Synod.
Procoptodon (short-faced giant kangaroo) pictured next to the silhouette of a women who is confident in her career decisions
April 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Procoptodon (short-faced giant kangaroo) pictured next to the silhouette of a women who is confident in her career decisions
Had a terrible rash over most of my body for several days. Finally went to an urgent care clinic about it. They asked me why I didn't come in earlier. Because, sir, I subscribe to the one true American health care plan: ignore it and hope it goes away.
April 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Had a terrible rash over most of my body for several days. Finally went to an urgent care clinic about it. They asked me why I didn't come in earlier. Because, sir, I subscribe to the one true American health care plan: ignore it and hope it goes away.
I feel like people don't talk about the moment in the video for Olivia Newton John's physical where the fat guys are getting transformed into hunks via the magic of video transition and one of the fat guys is still there after getting transformed into a hunk and both he and the hunk are like "Huh?"
April 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I feel like people don't talk about the moment in the video for Olivia Newton John's physical where the fat guys are getting transformed into hunks via the magic of video transition and one of the fat guys is still there after getting transformed into a hunk and both he and the hunk are like "Huh?"
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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
How can Hollywood have a word for pubic wigs but not for prosthetic/stand-in dongs? This goddam world makes no goddam sense
April 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How can Hollywood have a word for pubic wigs but not for prosthetic/stand-in dongs? This goddam world makes no goddam sense