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patrick, east london, marxist-luddite, mad cow disease survivor. I play 🎺 and 🎹 in big dummy, i'm normal🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸
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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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That fighter jet slid off the aircraft carrier because its pussy was so wet. Also the fighter jet was a girl. Rest in power, queen
May 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i love to run 10 miles for no reason and my calves look amazing
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
need to find someone to talk about ulysses with
January 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
got some new machines to make obnoxious noises with from my friends studio clearout
January 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
sometimes when i’m struggling with this book i wonder if i should put it down but then i come across such a perfectly crafted paragraph i know it’ll be worth it to get to the end
January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
made bread it’s pretty mediocre tbh
January 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
oh okay babygirl is by the bodies bodies bodies director, no wonder it looks like it kinda sucks
January 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
currently quitting my juul by microdosing cigarettes (2-3 a day)
January 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
hey letterboxd where's my year in review? ur late ya bozos
January 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
said "shut the fuck up" out loud when i saw this
December 12, 2024 at 5:13 PM
can't believe i genuinely enjoyed wicked
December 5, 2024 at 12:24 PM
would suck to get shot for being evil
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 AM
can’t believe i’ve been to 3 of the best gigs in years in the past few weeks but ML Buch in a church really tops it
December 1, 2024 at 3:51 PM
i miss drinking tinnies in the park
November 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
accidentally swallowed some macroplastics biting off the shrink wrap on my juul pods
November 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
gonna start the most insufferable discourse of all time by referring to turnstile as tory hardcore
November 28, 2024 at 10:19 AM
it is nice to have my og thps2 handle back
November 21, 2024 at 5:53 PM
need to get a luddite tattoo
November 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
looking for 2000 of my closest friends (900 bots, 800 inactive accounts and 300 of the most annoying people in the world)
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
made my profile the same as on twitter but also probably will post this then nothing again for 3 months
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 PM
August 20, 2023 at 1:28 AM