The Big Bad Wolf found the first little pig hiding in a house made of straw, and he huffed and he puffed and he blew that house down. Then he found the second little pig holed up in a house made of sticks, and he blew that house down. But when he found the third little pig bricked up…
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Big Bad Wolf found the first little pig hiding in a house made of straw, and he huffed and he puffed and he blew that house down. Then he found the second little pig holed up in a house made of sticks, and he blew that house down. But when he found the third little pig bricked up…
And finally, we end awards season with the highly coveted Text Message of the Year
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And finally, we end awards season with the highly coveted Text Message of the Year
All year, my friends and I have been collecting periphery characters - the sorts of people that you don’t really know, but become legendary because they did something so bizarre in your presence that you constantly reference them.
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All year, my friends and I have been collecting periphery characters - the sorts of people that you don’t really know, but become legendary because they did something so bizarre in your presence that you constantly reference them.
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
It wouldn’t be NYE if I didn’t come out of hiding to post my annual collages now would it?
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It wouldn’t be NYE if I didn’t come out of hiding to post my annual collages now would it?
While home with family over the holidays I had to come out to my Dad as chopped
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
While home with family over the holidays I had to come out to my Dad as chopped
Very chic and simple this year
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Very chic and simple this year
I just think that Sally™️
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I just think that Sally™️
Whenever I sing through the Funny Girl score at home I worry I’m going to have an Ana Gasteyer “Will you PLEASE. SHUT. THE WINDOW.” moment
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Whenever I sing through the Funny Girl score at home I worry I’m going to have an Ana Gasteyer “Will you PLEASE. SHUT. THE WINDOW.” moment
I was once told I had the energy of someone who’d make a homemade lasagne for a Grindr hookup and that really stuck with me
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I was once told I had the energy of someone who’d make a homemade lasagne for a Grindr hookup and that really stuck with me
With all this talk of how tall we are going on, I feel I need to remind everyone that the only response I accept to learning my true height is immediately offering to have me on your shoulders for the duration of a song of my choosing at any gigs we go to together
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
With all this talk of how tall we are going on, I feel I need to remind everyone that the only response I accept to learning my true height is immediately offering to have me on your shoulders for the duration of a song of my choosing at any gigs we go to together
Gave the ricer her maiden voyage tonight and it has made the smoothest mashed potatoes of my LIFE
I think I'd quite like a potato ricer for my birthday
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gave the ricer her maiden voyage tonight and it has made the smoothest mashed potatoes of my LIFE
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Reminder on this Quizzy Monday that I was going to go on Mastermind, but I can't sit on leather
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reminder on this Quizzy Monday that I was going to go on Mastermind, but I can't sit on leather
Like getting a birthday card from Dame Patricia herself 😂
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Like getting a birthday card from Dame Patricia herself 😂
Nurse Joy quick out the gate with the birthday wishes 🎉
October 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nurse Joy quick out the gate with the birthday wishes 🎉
This may have been usurped by Bloody Mary into Abracadabra into Judas into Aura into Scheiße
I Drove All Night into The Power of Love into Taking Chances into It’s All Coming Back to Me Now is an INSANE opening four
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This may have been usurped by Bloody Mary into Abracadabra into Judas into Aura into Scheiße
It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going to go to my favourite coffee shop first thing in the morning for a yuzu espresso tonic and then to the market to buy fresh bread and vegetables to make soup with and it is going to be perfect 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm going to go to my favourite coffee shop first thing in the morning for a yuzu espresso tonic and then to the market to buy fresh bread and vegetables to make soup with and it is going to be perfect 🥰
Excuse me, that's my emotional support jazzy lo-fi beats for study and focus video with twee inspirational quote title and animated cat (and sometimes also duck)
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Excuse me, that's my emotional support jazzy lo-fi beats for study and focus video with twee inspirational quote title and animated cat (and sometimes also duck)
Has anyone made a Tess and Claudia holding hands with Paddington yet?
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Has anyone made a Tess and Claudia holding hands with Paddington yet?
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I think I'd quite like a potato ricer for my birthday
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think I'd quite like a potato ricer for my birthday
Bringing this all-timer of an opening line back in honour of admissions season being open once again
I don’t think I will ever forget the time a student opened their essay on ‘Why is Theft Wrong?’ with the sentence:
“In Les Misérables (pardon my French)…”
“In Les Misérables (pardon my French)…”
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Bringing this all-timer of an opening line back in honour of admissions season being open once again
Let La Voix host
BREAKING - Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman are to leave Strictly at the end of the current series.
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Let La Voix host