Quicker, but less fun
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Quicker, but less fun
Should have started a proper thread of these, really
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Should have started a proper thread of these, really
Coming for my gig I see
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Coming for my gig I see
Don’t get too excited, this is a one night only special guest appearance type of gig 😇
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Don’t get too excited, this is a one night only special guest appearance type of gig 😇
Highlights included:
“I don’t want a ham and cheese toastie, I want cheese and ham”
Demanding to check the barista’s “sums” at the till to make sure she got the deal
Getting mad that her muffin was closer to her on the tray than her toastie - “do you expect me to eat my pudding before my meal?!”
“I don’t want a ham and cheese toastie, I want cheese and ham”
Demanding to check the barista’s “sums” at the till to make sure she got the deal
Getting mad that her muffin was closer to her on the tray than her toastie - “do you expect me to eat my pudding before my meal?!”
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Highlights included:
“I don’t want a ham and cheese toastie, I want cheese and ham”
Demanding to check the barista’s “sums” at the till to make sure she got the deal
Getting mad that her muffin was closer to her on the tray than her toastie - “do you expect me to eat my pudding before my meal?!”
“I don’t want a ham and cheese toastie, I want cheese and ham”
Demanding to check the barista’s “sums” at the till to make sure she got the deal
Getting mad that her muffin was closer to her on the tray than her toastie - “do you expect me to eat my pudding before my meal?!”
She was a horrible older lady making life hell for the workers in a Wolverhampton branch of Costa Coffee, but some of her ranting and raving was comedy GOLD
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
She was a horrible older lady making life hell for the workers in a Wolverhampton branch of Costa Coffee, but some of her ranting and raving was comedy GOLD
A very reasonable 08:45
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A very reasonable 08:45
Anything absurd is now “Quemma-coded”
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anything absurd is now “Quemma-coded”
Quemma was a duck who appeared to me in a dream. She was wearing a yellow raincoat and was the star of a new BBC2 sitcom. I found the name Quemma so funny that I woke myself up laughing, then immediately rang my mate Chris to tell him about her but couldn’t get the words out
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Quemma was a duck who appeared to me in a dream. She was wearing a yellow raincoat and was the star of a new BBC2 sitcom. I found the name Quemma so funny that I woke myself up laughing, then immediately rang my mate Chris to tell him about her but couldn’t get the words out
(Stories available on request)
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
(Stories available on request)
Can’t do it on a whim though! Takes hours to get that ragu right
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Can’t do it on a whim though! Takes hours to get that ragu right
And we should thank them for it
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
And we should thank them for it