Vatican got a guy from Chicago just for the cover ups

“Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension” maybe that’s alright lol it’s generally even worse once you comprehend them

dotting my t’s and crossing my eyes

a drag queen named Sarah Monious

nothing could have prepared me for the point in adulthood where people start asking, in earnest, if you have any kids. my gut instinct is always to get kind of offended, but then it’s like “wait ok, i don’t look 22 anymore so i guess that was a reasonable ask”

robocop is actually short for robert coppenheimer

There should be a way out that isn’t through

An underappreciated aspect of lotr is how Tolkien definitely did not ever camp or go outside. Every other chapter of Fellowship is like “once the rain stopped, they gathered up twigs and pinecones, and in just a bit they had a merry, crackling fire!” Actually no, I can assure you that they did not

big day coming up for people who like dinner

I noped out of twitter over a year ago but never really went anywhere else and idk it feels like my shitposting muscles have atrophied which is incredible after 15+ years of near constant cross-platform use

lil reminder to never get promoted or become important at work. For example, earlier I saw our new hire vacuuming around customers’ feet. And I had to be in charge

Depressed days be like