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Simon aka coach Thor
@thor604.ca
Neurodivergent entrepreneur who loves health and tech... and has a pet 75lb Sulcata tortoise named @pongthetort
I've run more @functionalfitnessleague matches and events than some experienced coaches have run classes, but this upcoming season means more to me than all prior combined.

#FunctionalFitness #FunctionalFitnessCanada #sportgovernance
March 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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When social media exposes traditional media’s deceit, it’s time for independent journalists to investigate why the press is backing a president who undermines free press—and is it coordinated?
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I feel like there's not just 2, but 3 types of people based on how the received the #superbowl half time show @kendricklamar.bsky.social

1. hated it #maga
2. thought it was all about #drake
3. actually got it 🤯

I'm still unpacking how fking incredible it was but here's just a fraction so far...
February 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The upside to Whistler prices skyrocketing? Time to explore new mountains 👀⛷️ Had some of my best runs ever at @ferniealpineresort—until day 3 hit -25 and 2/3 of the mountain stayed closed 🥶

I'll be back for Polar Peak laps one day 😬

#thorgoesoutside #ski #steepanddeep #fernie
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Maybe it's the #adhd but it's only recently that I've started to understand there are people who actually have no empathy...
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.

Read our op-ed here ⤵️
Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
www.teenvogue.com
January 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Angles matter.
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm in Canada... This is insane.
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
First uphill day of the season! #skitour #thorgoesoutside
January 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How pong feels about having to live for another 100 years at the beginning of the dark ages...
January 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Imagine thinking it's ok to ask about a child's genetalia...
December 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Except tswift obvs...
December 13, 2024 at 5:48 PM
But not all rich people...
December 10, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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So when we remove birthright citizenship can we go by the mother? Because:

Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984

Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.

Barron was born in March 2006

Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.

Trump’s entire family would be deported.
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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gotDAMN
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.

This is not a hot take.

It's just plain common sense.
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Anyone who thinks big business is ever good for small business doesn't understand how capitalism works... #latecapitalism #smallbusiness
November 28, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I eat some form of ice cream pretty much daily. #randomconfessionsonbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 AM
As a dvd kid who grew up watching #gladiator on repeat Im happy to say II does it justice. Amazing.
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Pong hanging out on his rooftop patio 😎🐢 #tortoise #pet #pongthetort
November 23, 2024 at 8:15 AM