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Enjoying the slide into irrelevance.
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"Don't touch that plug._________"
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
"Don't touch that plug._________"
America always does things bigger. The UK gave the world Trussonomics. You can write the rest.
April 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
America always does things bigger. The UK gave the world Trussonomics. You can write the rest.
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What the world really thinks about Trump.
(Channel 4, UK)
(Channel 4, UK)
March 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What the world really thinks about Trump.
(Channel 4, UK)
(Channel 4, UK)
Slightly disturbed by Sky News' liveblogging the pope's progressive organ failure.
February 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Slightly disturbed by Sky News' liveblogging the pope's progressive organ failure.
Damn Wordle. When did you get so bossy?
February 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Damn Wordle. When did you get so bossy?
Literally 2cm of rapidly melting snow, and the kids are getting hyperventilated about a snow day tomorrow.
Dry January my arse.
Dry January my arse.
January 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Literally 2cm of rapidly melting snow, and the kids are getting hyperventilated about a snow day tomorrow.
Dry January my arse.
Dry January my arse.
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Pretend to be on the phone and say your dog’s favorite words..
Watch until the end.. 😂
Watch until the end.. 😂
December 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Pretend to be on the phone and say your dog’s favorite words..
Watch until the end.. 😂
Watch until the end.. 😂
Happy Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Happy Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Today I learned that 'personalised Inhalers' were an actual thing...
... VAN COUGH though.
... VAN COUGH though.
December 12, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Today I learned that 'personalised Inhalers' were an actual thing...
... VAN COUGH though.
... VAN COUGH though.
"Hey Google, play some music"
-proceeds to play the entire reservoir dogs soundtrack
Ah shit. Here we go again.
-proceeds to play the entire reservoir dogs soundtrack
Ah shit. Here we go again.
December 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
"Hey Google, play some music"
-proceeds to play the entire reservoir dogs soundtrack
Ah shit. Here we go again.
-proceeds to play the entire reservoir dogs soundtrack
Ah shit. Here we go again.
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Men: normal and innocent?
December 2, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Men: normal and innocent?
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we're just normal men. back on a normal schedule.
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
we're just normal men. back on a normal schedule.
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get permission first
November 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
get permission first
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JUST when I was about to go viral too
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
JUST when I was about to go viral too
Oh no! Suddenly can't see my post history, likes aren't sticking and probably the sky is falling.
a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is looking at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is looking at the camera . Something fucky's going on.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Oh no! Suddenly can't see my post history, likes aren't sticking and probably the sky is falling.
Trying to take a cute pic of the cat to balance out the cute puppy pic of the dog, and she decides she's camera-shy
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trying to take a cute pic of the cat to balance out the cute puppy pic of the dog, and she decides she's camera-shy
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I need a UK-focussed liberal-ish biased starter pack, with some humour, a bit of sci-fi, some proper science and a light topping of arty stuff.
Guess I'll build my own then.
Guess I'll build my own then.
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I need a UK-focussed liberal-ish biased starter pack, with some humour, a bit of sci-fi, some proper science and a light topping of arty stuff.
Guess I'll build my own then.
Guess I'll build my own then.
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Artist: cumquat may https://b3ta.com/board/11412610
From the 'More Lost Consonants' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/morelostconsonants/popular/ #MoreLostConsonants
From the 'More Lost Consonants' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/morelostconsonants/popular/ #MoreLostConsonants
November 7, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Artist: cumquat may https://b3ta.com/board/11412610
From the 'More Lost Consonants' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/morelostconsonants/popular/ #MoreLostConsonants
From the 'More Lost Consonants' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/morelostconsonants/popular/ #MoreLostConsonants
That is not the face of innocence. Plotting is going on.
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
That is not the face of innocence. Plotting is going on.
I'm going to keep checking twitter as a very infrequent poster, just so no matter how lovely a distraction this place may be, I've always got a yardstick of bots and ads and weird algorithms and engagement farming to measure against.
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I'm going to keep checking twitter as a very infrequent poster, just so no matter how lovely a distraction this place may be, I've always got a yardstick of bots and ads and weird algorithms and engagement farming to measure against.
It's only taken until now for me to notice feeds- until now, it's all been Neil Gaiman and cat photos, with the occasional furry thrown in for some reason.
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
It's only taken until now for me to notice feeds- until now, it's all been Neil Gaiman and cat photos, with the occasional furry thrown in for some reason.