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100% human. resilience engineering. ex-nflx, blizzard 💙
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OH: the world is a constantly eroding process
someone at the san diego zoo yelled “i love your shirt!” at my unsleeping city tshirt @dimension20.bsky.social and they were lost in the crowd never to be known
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
took me a year but i’m here now
y'all i'm running out of yikes
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
really hoping the dead space IP gets sold off before the acquisition of EA.

the p̶̝̕l̶͔̓ȃ̵̤n̴͓͛. we need the next part of the story.

do not lose ̶̳̃f̴̤̚ạ̵̈i̴͎͐t̴̙͂h̷̨̚

have to sell it. we are hungry.

m̴͙̫̟̙͛̽͊̀̿͒͌ȧ̴̧̡͉͙̗̘̫̞̭̻̒͒̊̈́̕ḱ̵̢̨̰͔̤̞̲̮̬̞̝̰̈̀̈́̊́̄̈́̋̅̈́̈́̑̕͘͜e̵̛͎̰͕̾͂̉̔̍̏̕͝ ̸̢̥̟͓̹̣̳̙̱̪̼͚͉͔̻͗̒͛͗͋͝͝͝ừ̸̧̛̦̳̤͍͈̠͓̙͙̤̯̭̦͚̐̆̊̍͗͊̋̆͒̍́͠s̷̰̤͍̯̗̈́̀͠ ̷̫̹̭̐̄̔̎̋̅͂͂̄͗w̸̛̝̭͍̬̠̹̔͑̂̒́̄̆͝͝͝ͅͅh̴̡̨̲̹̮͌̐̽̏̆͝ͅo̴̧̢͉̠̼̐̌̚͠ḽ̷̢̻̈́̃̍́̉̃͗̀̕̚͠e̴̡̡̛̬̮̠̗̺̮̤͎̫̮̟͍͇̍́͋͒͐̎͋̕͠
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i sent this to someone who replied ‘classic pessimistic ryan’ (which i always refute btw). on the surface it may seem so, but the real ones know what this really means is it takes constant effort, passion, & creativity to build & maintain a world worth living. that’s quite positive & beautiful imo
OH: the world is a constantly eroding process
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
completely 🫥
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
gonna tell my kids this was duke nukem
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
kcd2 robbed
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
just thinking how many of my old hit tweets would slay on bsky in 2026
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
OH: the world is a constantly eroding process
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
while i was reading about the earthquake in japan, a quake hit here. what a weird feeling.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
tired: the rapture
wired: the wrappedture
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
wrap’d: the song i listen to most on sunday mornings is Tuesday Morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI2p...
The Pogues - Tuesday Morning (HQ official video) (1993)
YouTube video by Brazen Upstarts
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Learning culture moderates how software organizations adopt tools and the implicit rules we're giving developers want what they can do, experiment with, push back on, and share.

And software has spent years dismissing it in favor of sloppy ad hoc velocity benchmarks
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
troughband.bandcamp.com is probably my fav band from oakland recently. this is a bad comparison, but it's like neurosis meets drive like jehu
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"What Year Is It?!" upcoming albums:
Motion City Soundtrack, All American Rejects, Yellowcard, Brand New, Good Charlotte, New Found glory, Hayley Williams, and The Starting Line.

Where the fuck is Taking Back Sunday? They're the best of this bunch.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
afi’s oakland show was a hell of a set
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
depeche mode: m was good
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“we’ve perfected this rum recipe for a whole generation” yeah let me add a little baja blast to that you haughty motherfucker
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
you know he had to do it to em
Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
lol AFI's marketing department has relaunched the fan club platform built on ethereum. the least punk shit on earth.
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
photos from the oakland ritual
October 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM