Thirty Foot Smurf
@thirtyftsmurf.bsky.social
People will defend to the death their right to be complete fucking idiots.
Media just isn’t ever far enough right-leaning for these people. It will never be enough. Don’t buy into this bullshit.
Media just isn’t ever far enough right-leaning for these people. It will never be enough. Don’t buy into this bullshit.
May 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
People will defend to the death their right to be complete fucking idiots.
Media just isn’t ever far enough right-leaning for these people. It will never be enough. Don’t buy into this bullshit.
Media just isn’t ever far enough right-leaning for these people. It will never be enough. Don’t buy into this bullshit.
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Well, they ain't wrong and have pretty good taste in music.
May 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Well, they ain't wrong and have pretty good taste in music.
LET’S FUCKING GO RORY!!!
The Rory McIlroy-Bryson DeChambeau final pairing at the Masters on Sunday promises to be high-drama, a rematch of sorts that pits the face of the PGA Tour against LIV Golf’s biggest star.
A Rory McIlroy-Bryson DeChambeau final pairing at the Masters? It’s on.
Don’t call it a rematch: Less than a year after McIlroy’s Pinehurst meltdown, he takes a two-shot lead over LIV Golf’s biggest star into Sunday at Augusta.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
LET’S FUCKING GO RORY!!!
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has sided with the Trump, saying his administration can move forward with the termination of 16,000 probationary federal workers.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Supreme Court allows Trump to terminate 16,000 probationary federal workers
The Supreme Court said the Trump administration can move forward with the termination of thousands of probationary workers across six federal agencies and departments.
abcnews.go.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has sided with the Trump, saying his administration can move forward with the termination of 16,000 probationary federal workers.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
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The even snuck in “Lies My Teacher Told Me.” Not even gender or race-based book. Honestly, that’s kind of impressive.
The Naval Academy has removed 373 books — many of the books are about race and racism. Here's the list.
Naval Academy’s full list of books on race, gender being pulled from library
The U.S. Naval Academy released the list of nearly 400 purged pieces of literature exploring themes of white supremacy, race and racism in America, gender identity and sexuality and diversity from…
buff.ly
April 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The even snuck in “Lies My Teacher Told Me.” Not even gender or race-based book. Honestly, that’s kind of impressive.
I always knew professional wrestling would be our downfall.
Trump has signed the executive order dismantling the Department of Education, defunding public schools across the country
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I always knew professional wrestling would be our downfall.
What an oddly specific way to write an EO rescinding birthright citizenship. I wonder what incentivized that…
The EO was written for going forward. So, no, he would not lose citizenship. The EO also basically states that if the mother is not a citizen but the father is, then the child is a citizen.
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What an oddly specific way to write an EO rescinding birthright citizenship. I wonder what incentivized that…
This just seems hateful.
March 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This just seems hateful.
The real reason gas prices are so high is because oil companies have so many politicians to pay.
man I hope Jimmy Carter haunts these motherfuckers newrepublic.com/post/192660/...
Trump’s FBI Moves to Criminally Charge Major Climate Groups
The Trump administration is targeting climate organizations that received a Biden-era grant.
newrepublic.com
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The real reason gas prices are so high is because oil companies have so many politicians to pay.
It’s always rich business people saying you don’t need safety net programs, and it’s always Ivy Leaguers telling you you don’t need education.
The announcement further unsettled department employees who have spent the past several weeks anticipating sweeping staff cuts.
U.S. Education Department switches to remote work amid talk of layoffs
The announcement further unsettled department employees who have spent the past several weeks anticipating sweeping staff cuts.
www.npr.org
March 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It’s always rich business people saying you don’t need safety net programs, and it’s always Ivy Leaguers telling you you don’t need education.
Let me get this straight…Walgreens got so unbelievably terrible -on its own- this whole time?
Breaking News: A private equity firm is buying Walgreens in a $10 billion deal that will take the struggling pharmacy chain out of the public market.
Walgreens Will Sell to Private Equity Firm in $10 Billion Deal
Shares of Walgreens Boots Alliance have lost about half their value in the past year, as the chain has faced pressure in its retail and pharmacy businesses.
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Let me get this straight…Walgreens got so unbelievably terrible -on its own- this whole time?
Righteous track.
March 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Righteous track.
Righteous track
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Righteous track
I’m not even mad. This is impressive. How the fuck do you pull this crap?
Breaking News from @theathletic.bsky.social: Stephen A. Smith is said to have agreed to a new, five-year contract with ESPN worth at least $100 million.
Stephen A. Smith, ESPN agree to $100M contract that lets him talk more about politics: Sources
Smith has been with ESPN since 2003.
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m not even mad. This is impressive. How the fuck do you pull this crap?
I get that the left side of the aisle wants to avoid being absentee and be civil or whatever, but the best they could do was -one- fucking guy doing anything disruptive?
“You have no mandate to cut Medicaid!” Representative Al Green was escorted out of Congress during President Trump's speech to the joint session on Tuesday. Green, a Texas Democrat, introduced the first articles of impeachment against Trump in 2017. nyti.ms/4h7iiKi
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I get that the left side of the aisle wants to avoid being absentee and be civil or whatever, but the best they could do was -one- fucking guy doing anything disruptive?
Lole.
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lole.
Oh, how wonderful.
The FBI on Friday gave President Trump the boxes of materials the bureau had seized during a search of his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida in 2022, the White House announced.
F.B.I. Returns Materials Taken From Mar-a-Lago to Trump
Among the items taken from the president’s Florida residence were files that investigators said contained classified material and formed the central evidence in one of the criminal cases against him.
www.nytimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh, how wonderful.
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
President Trump said he would pardon the late Pete Rose, the baseball star who fell from grace because of his gambling.
Trump Says He Will Posthumously Pardon the Baseball Star Pete Rose
President Trump also repeated his call for Rose, who was banned from the sport for gambling, to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.
www.nytimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
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“how do i become more technical?” fuck something up & fix it. repeat
January 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“how do i become more technical?” fuck something up & fix it. repeat
There was a way to keep it available. It was a spinoff under American ownership. It was declined.
BREAKING: President Joe Biden’s administration is considering ways to keep TikTok available in the U.S. if a ban that’s scheduled to go into effect on Sunday proceeds, according to three people familiar with the discussions. (NBC News)
Biden administration looks for ways to keep TikTok available in the U.S.
Barring action by the Supreme Court, a ban in the U.S. on the popular app is set to begin on Sunday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There was a way to keep it available. It was a spinoff under American ownership. It was declined.
The ship is going down. Guess we need to drill some new holes!
Subscribers and star journalists have fled the Post in its first year under CEO and Publisher Will Lewis. Now staff have signed a petition asking owner Jeff Bezos to intervene. via @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social
Will Lewis's first year at 'Washington Post': Cancellations, red ink and an exodus
Subscribers and star journalists have fled the Post in its first year under CEO and Publisher Will Lewis. Now staff have signed a petition asking owner Jeff Bezos to intervene.
www.npr.org
January 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The ship is going down. Guess we need to drill some new holes!
Dude, you were governor twice and you’re almost 70. Just. Do. Something. Else.
If the 2026 gubernatorial election were held today, Maryland Gov. Wes Moore would handily defeat former Gov. Larry Hogan, according to a poll out this week.
Poll: Marylanders favor Moore over Hogan in 2026, oppose new taxes
The survey covered multiple topics including what voters thought of Wes Moore’s job performance and whether they’re for or against paying more taxes to help fill the state’s nearly $3 billion budget…
buff.ly
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dude, you were governor twice and you’re almost 70. Just. Do. Something. Else.
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There are days that I wish I had the confidence of an idiot on the internet.
January 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There are days that I wish I had the confidence of an idiot on the internet.
Olé!
(Joel and the bots singing) 🎶 He triiiiiiiied to kill me with a lynch mob…🎶
Karen Pence wants nothing to do with Donald or Melania Trump.
January 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Olé!
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