Thirty Foot Smurf
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Thirty Foot Smurf
@thirtyftsmurf.bsky.social
People will defend to the death their right to be complete fucking idiots.

Media just isn’t ever far enough right-leaning for these people. It will never be enough. Don’t buy into this bullshit.
May 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Well, they ain't wrong and have pretty good taste in music.
May 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
LET’S FUCKING GO RORY!!!
The Rory McIlroy-Bryson DeChambeau final pairing at the Masters on Sunday promises to be high-drama, a rematch of sorts that pits the face of the PGA Tour against LIV Golf’s biggest star.
A Rory McIlroy-Bryson DeChambeau final pairing at the Masters? It’s on.
Don’t call it a rematch: Less than a year after McIlroy’s Pinehurst meltdown, he takes a two-shot lead over LIV Golf’s biggest star into Sunday at Augusta.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has sided with the Trump, saying his administration can move forward with the termination of 16,000 probationary federal workers.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Supreme Court allows Trump to terminate 16,000 probationary federal workers
The Supreme Court said the Trump administration can move forward with the termination of thousands of probationary workers across six federal agencies and departments.
abcnews.go.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The even snuck in “Lies My Teacher Told Me.” Not even gender or race-based book. Honestly, that’s kind of impressive.
April 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I always knew professional wrestling would be our downfall.
Trump has signed the executive order dismantling the Department of Education, defunding public schools across the country
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What an oddly specific way to write an EO rescinding birthright citizenship. I wonder what incentivized that…
The EO was written for going forward. So, no, he would not lose citizenship. The EO also basically states that if the mother is not a citizen but the father is, then the child is a citizen.
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This just seems hateful.
March 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The real reason gas prices are so high is because oil companies have so many politicians to pay.
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s always rich business people saying you don’t need safety net programs, and it’s always Ivy Leaguers telling you you don’t need education.
March 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Let me get this straight…Walgreens got so unbelievably terrible -on its own- this whole time?
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Righteous track.
March 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Righteous track
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m not even mad. This is impressive. How the fuck do you pull this crap?
Breaking News from @theathletic.bsky.social: Stephen A. Smith is said to have agreed to a new, five-year contract with ESPN worth at least $100 million.
Stephen A. Smith, ESPN agree to $100M contract that lets him talk more about politics: Sources
Smith has been with ESPN since 2003.
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I get that the left side of the aisle wants to avoid being absentee and be civil or whatever, but the best they could do was -one- fucking guy doing anything disruptive?
“You have no mandate to cut Medicaid!” Representative Al Green was escorted out of Congress during President Trump's speech to the joint session on Tuesday. Green, a Texas Democrat, introduced the first articles of impeachment against Trump in 2017. nyti.ms/4h7iiKi
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Lole.
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh, how wonderful.
March 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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“how do i become more technical?” fuck something up & fix it. repeat
January 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There was a way to keep it available. It was a spinoff under American ownership. It was declined.
BREAKING: President Joe Biden’s administration is considering ways to keep TikTok available in the U.S. if a ban that’s scheduled to go into effect on Sunday proceeds, according to three people familiar with the discussions. (NBC News)
Biden administration looks for ways to keep TikTok available in the U.S.
Barring action by the Supreme Court, a ban in the U.S. on the popular app is set to begin on Sunday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The ship is going down. Guess we need to drill some new holes!
January 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dude, you were governor twice and you’re almost 70. Just. Do. Something. Else.
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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There are days that I wish I had the confidence of an idiot on the internet.
January 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Olé!
(Joel and the bots singing) 🎶 He triiiiiiiied to kill me with a lynch mob…🎶
Karen Pence wants nothing to do with Donald or Melania Trump.
January 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Chess Zoo xkcd.com/3036
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM