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I'm sorry, but the idea that "Trump is finished" is delusional. That's just not how cults work.

He would burn the Earth to the core before ceding power voluntarily. He could post a verified film of himself blowing Idi Amin while stabbing a toddler, true believers will find a way to support it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cutting SNAP benefits will result in more desperate people, which might cause a small uptick in otherwise falling crime rates. They will use that - it all fits with the march towards martial law.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Special shout-out to this patriot at the huge No Kings event in St. Louis (10/18/2025). United we stand! At this point, it's not about party politics, it's tyranny vs. democracy. #NoKings #STLproud #NoKingsSTL
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
St. Louis turned out in droves for No Kings today, despite continuous rain and threatening thunder. Utterly peaceful, no police other than traffic control. This felt much, much larger than the last one! And soooo many endlessly creative signs, LOLOL! #NoKings #NoKingsSTL #STLNoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
AI is doing to search results what the early 2020s did to headphone jacks.
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The generals are calling them “Fat Man” and “Little Boy” because of how badly they bombed.
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Important to keep remembering and repeating that Kimmel didn't mock Charlie Kirk or celebrate his death in the monologue. He mocked the president's lack of feeling and criticized the regime.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved - falsely and absurdly attempting to pin gun violence entirely on trans people
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don't suppose the US military will be removed from Chicago and redeployed against elderly Utahns?
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's the small symmetrical things in life!

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September 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Headline: In Reversal, Blue Cities Welcome Military Presence For Free Trash Pickup, Fall Mulching
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sci-fi thought: With science advancing, the USA needs to end *all* lifetime appointments soon, putting term limits and/or age limits on *all* public offices. We're nowhere close to achieving immortality, but can you imagine the next Justice Thomas having a 70-year tenure in the job/gravy train?
August 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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This is so important…

Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles.

In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected.

REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency.
@governor.ca.gov
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August 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hmmm.... fire everyone, or use a different metric that captures something real? It's a dilemma.
August 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sincere question for my fellow Bsky flaming liberals. Is this (waves arms) how MAGA/tea party types *felt* during Obama's terms? Our outrage is based on cold facts, and theirs was largely fantasy. There's no moral equivalence at all. But is this how they actually *felt* during those years? (1/2)
July 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look, if "Affordable Care Act" can be popularly relabeled "Obamacare", then surely "Big Beautiful Bill" can be relabeled "Trump Giant Pile Of Self-Defeating, Deficit-Exploding, Terrible Ideas Bill" #branding
July 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Somewhat regretting choosing "Big Beautiful Billie" as my drag name
July 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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St. Louis. #STL
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#NoKings report from St. Louis, MO! Absolutely peaceful day of joy, unity, and thousands of creatively hilarious signs. Zero police presence other than traffic control. One very lonely guy in a MAGA hat watching us go by. One bored National Guardsman because Gov. Kehoe is a tiny bitch-ass wannabe!
June 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Tanks and soldiers rolling by your grandstand, eh? Interesting choice." - the ghost of Anwar Sadat
June 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM