Chris
@thiccubusw.bsky.social
I be eating pizza. Becoming ungovernable.
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Chris
@thiccubusw.bsky.social
· Dec 1
New midwest emo band name:
Sydney Sweeney Todd
Sydney Sweeney Todd
A continous thread of midwest emo-ish band names:
Watching my gf put on clothes call that areola borealis
April 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Watching my gf put on clothes call that areola borealis
Beautiful person in my bed (they farted while I took off their shirt)
April 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Beautiful person in my bed (they farted while I took off their shirt)
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“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
April 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
I'm glad I'm weaving through adulthood at the exact same time the US economy explodes
April 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm glad I'm weaving through adulthood at the exact same time the US economy explodes
I can't wait to have money so my baby can have nice things
March 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I can't wait to have money so my baby can have nice things
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just found out about this. if you are distributing information under this government be very careful
March 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
just found out about this. if you are distributing information under this government be very careful
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This boutta be real
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This boutta be real
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
Peter griffin tattoo nipple is penis
March 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Peter griffin tattoo nipple is penis
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A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS
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There should lowkey be a ‘kiII’ option in twitter cause blocking isn’t enough sometimes
March 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There should lowkey be a ‘kiII’ option in twitter cause blocking isn’t enough sometimes
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They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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good social media experiance feels like asking for a good war experiance lol
March 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
good social media experiance feels like asking for a good war experiance lol
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every win that emilia perez gets its another year off of my life.
March 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
every win that emilia perez gets its another year off of my life.
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talking about trans people: yup. they’re all groomers. and they’re targeting your children
talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point
talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point
February 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
talking about trans people: yup. they’re all groomers. and they’re targeting your children
talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point
talking about a 40 year old streamer: look he may have groomed a child but he did it to make a very important point
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And then videos that are longer than an hour are "boulders"
I love my partner bc whenever we send each other media we call it a "pebble" like we are penguins 🐧 ♥️
February 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And then videos that are longer than an hour are "boulders"
EVERY MENS STALL IS FULL
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
EVERY MENS STALL IS FULL
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If I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, there is a 0% chance you would guess what this is in response to. Please click on this and scroll up to the first post. I'm begging you.
No, it is political violence. It’s literally in the play book on how to start a civil war
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, there is a 0% chance you would guess what this is in response to. Please click on this and scroll up to the first post. I'm begging you.
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yeah new balatro pngtuber just dropped
January 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
yeah new balatro pngtuber just dropped
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
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this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi