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They/Thempress of the Damned
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"oh hey wow the color corrector that i no longer have to use to balance out my beard shadow can also be used to hide the dark circles under my eyes. huh."
- a teenage girl in her thirties with a phd
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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good morning, loves ❄️🩵 icy makeup today to celebrate the first snow of the season.
a bald femme wearing a black dress with a black/white shawl over it. her eyes are painted blue with iridescent sparkles to celebrate the first snow of the season
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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a selfie of a woman wearing a neon candy apple skull sweater with a vintage gold ski jacket over it. her earrings match the candy apple skull sweater’s large graphic. her head is covered in a black beanie that says “clocked” on it in white lettering.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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a selfie of a woman wearing a neon candy apple skull sweater with a vintage gold ski jacket over it. her earrings match the candy apple skull sweater’s large graphic. her head is covered in a black beanie that says “clocked” on it in white lettering.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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daemahnfriday.bsky.social
gender is a performance and I have never liked following scripts
theythem.press They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 7d
gender is a performance and i keep flubbing my lines on purpose to make sure the blooper reel editors have a lot to work with.
chiptune.gay chiptune.gay @chiptune.gay · 7d
gender is a performance and the guy running sound has it out for me, personally
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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gender is a performance and i keep flubbing my lines on purpose to make sure the blooper reel editors have a lot to work with.
chiptune.gay chiptune.gay @chiptune.gay · 7d
gender is a performance and the guy running sound has it out for me, personally
kiraculous.net Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 7d
gender is a performance and i'm having technical issues
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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“trap” this, “brick” that. listening to people talk about yugioh, it’s no wonder half of the players are trans.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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fuck yes i love spooky season so damned much. have u ever seen 5k+ jack-o’-lanterns in one place?
an inordinate amount of jack-o’-lanterns glowing in red and yellow and orange, with larger ones glowing in purple and teal, turning the fog purple dozens of glowing jack-o’-lanterns arranged around a miniature eiffel tower
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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fuck yes i love spooky season so damned much. have u ever seen 5k+ jack-o’-lanterns in one place?
an inordinate amount of jack-o’-lanterns glowing in red and yellow and orange, with larger ones glowing in purple and teal, turning the fog purple dozens of glowing jack-o’-lanterns arranged around a miniature eiffel tower
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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halloween #2: Absolute Harley Quinn
a bald femme in red and blue clown makeup and black lipstick and red/black diamond neck tattoos wearing a white button up shirt, light blue tie, black vest, and oversized red hoodie hanging off one shoulder.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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i should probably revisit some of my old clothes in The Old Box again.
a bald femme posing in front of a bathroom mirror. she’s wearing a white button up shirt, blue tie, and black vest with a red oversized hoodie over it, one shoulder exposed thru a ripped neckline. her face and neck are decorated with jester makeup and red/black diamonds
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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halloween #2: Absolute Harley Quinn
a bald femme in red and blue clown makeup and black lipstick and red/black diamond neck tattoos wearing a white button up shirt, light blue tie, black vest, and oversized red hoodie hanging off one shoulder.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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up and up and up and up and up
a photo of a circular skylight taken from the bottom of a stairwell that creates a spiral pattern
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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making a second yugioh deck will fix me
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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is this the trans femme equivalent of popping two collars?
chiptune.gay chiptune.gay @chiptune.gay · 17d
yes but are you on the "doubled up on tattoo chokers" level of performative transfemininity?
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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chiptune.gay
yes but are you on the "doubled up on tattoo chokers" level of performative transfemininity?
a close up of a neck with two tattoo choker necklaces on it. one black and one black and white
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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i'm a puppygirl only insofar as a sizable portion of my body is covered in pug fur at any given moment.
a femme person in a black t-shirt, black jeans, black windbreaker jacket, and black beanie that says "CLOCKED" on i t in big white letters. Her t-shirt has a picture of Sephiroth on it, the top half obscured by an analog tracking glitch effect.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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boyfriend: “how’re you doing today? any better?”

me: “still feeling hella dysphoric”

boyfriend: “i’m so sorry, is there anything i can do to help?”

me: “nah, it’ll pass eventually, i’m sure”

…

me: “unlike me. HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

<raises hand for a high five>
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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this is precisely why i’ve put a soft ban on eyeliner wings lately.
boubayaga.bsky.social Miley Crisis. ✨ @boubayaga.bsky.social · 17d
You ever get so laser focussed on something that doesn't matter bc it's controllable while the important stuff is chaos and uncontrollable. But the unimportant thing is now in your mind more important
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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relaxing at a cafe, reading Warhound, listening to rap rock, pulling out a white monster from my backpack to take a sip, and the next thing i know im being cyberbullied online for being a “performative trans femme” 😭😭😭
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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you wouldn't think it, but bandages make for surprisingly warm clothing.

more pics from saturday night 🖤🔪☠️
two women pose for a selfie being taken out of frame: one is dressed in white bandages, a green cloak, and silver wig; the other is dressed in a horror movie-themed costume w/sunflower sunglasses on her head, a ripped/bloodied tank top, and necklace w/various bloody murder implements two women post for a selfie in a kitchen, one dressed in white bandages, green cloak, silver wig and the other dressed in a black playboy bunny costume
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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you wouldn't think it, but bandages make for surprisingly warm clothing.

more pics from saturday night 🖤🔪☠️
two women pose for a selfie being taken out of frame: one is dressed in white bandages, a green cloak, and silver wig; the other is dressed in a horror movie-themed costume w/sunflower sunglasses on her head, a ripped/bloodied tank top, and necklace w/various bloody murder implements two women post for a selfie in a kitchen, one dressed in white bandages, green cloak, silver wig and the other dressed in a black playboy bunny costume
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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"why do you have so many partners, Errata?"

i don't know, probably for the same reasons most people don't try soloing endgame raids.
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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halloween #1: The Silent
a woman whose torso, waist, and arms are wrapped in white cloth with an army green cloak over it. her hair is silver, long, and curly
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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halloween #1: The Silent
a woman whose torso, waist, and arms are wrapped in white cloth with an army green cloak over it. her hair is silver, long, and curly
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM