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They/Thempress of the Damned
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✨🖤 g’night, dolls 🖤✨
a femme in black jeans, black tanktop with white trim, and a black beanie that says “clocked” in white letters takes a selfie in a kitchen
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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good morning, loves ❄️🩵 icy makeup today to celebrate the first snow of the season.
a bald femme wearing a black dress with a black/white shawl over it. her eyes are painted blue with iridescent sparkles to celebrate the first snow of the season
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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🍎💀🖤
a selfie of a woman wearing a neon candy apple skull sweater with a vintage gold ski jacket over it. her earrings match the candy apple skull sweater’s large graphic. her head is covered in a black beanie that says “clocked” on it in white lettering.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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fuck yes i love spooky season so damned much. have u ever seen 5k+ jack-o’-lanterns in one place?
an inordinate amount of jack-o’-lanterns glowing in red and yellow and orange, with larger ones glowing in purple and teal, turning the fog purple dozens of glowing jack-o’-lanterns arranged around a miniature eiffel tower
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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i should probably revisit some of my old clothes in The Old Box again.
a bald femme posing in front of a bathroom mirror. she’s wearing a white button up shirt, blue tie, and black vest with a red oversized hoodie over it, one shoulder exposed thru a ripped neckline. her face and neck are decorated with jester makeup and red/black diamonds
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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halloween #2: Absolute Harley Quinn
a bald femme in red and blue clown makeup and black lipstick and red/black diamond neck tattoos wearing a white button up shirt, light blue tie, black vest, and oversized red hoodie hanging off one shoulder.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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up and up and up and up and up
a photo of a circular skylight taken from the bottom of a stairwell that creates a spiral pattern
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i’m pretty fond of this one too. both are from RabidWolfSteelworks

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a bald femme in a black lace dress and a thick steel link collar with a giant O-ring at the front
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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i'm a puppygirl only insofar as a sizable portion of my body is covered in pug fur at any given moment.
a femme person in a black t-shirt, black jeans, black windbreaker jacket, and black beanie that says "CLOCKED" on i t in big white letters. Her t-shirt has a picture of Sephiroth on it, the top half obscured by an analog tracking glitch effect.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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you wouldn't think it, but bandages make for surprisingly warm clothing.

more pics from saturday night 🖤🔪☠️
two women pose for a selfie being taken out of frame: one is dressed in white bandages, a green cloak, and silver wig; the other is dressed in a horror movie-themed costume w/sunflower sunglasses on her head, a ripped/bloodied tank top, and necklace w/various bloody murder implements two women post for a selfie in a kitchen, one dressed in white bandages, green cloak, silver wig and the other dressed in a black playboy bunny costume
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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halloween #1: The Silent
a woman whose torso, waist, and arms are wrapped in white cloth with an army green cloak over it. her hair is silver, long, and curly
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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🖤🖤🖤
a bald femme standing in an alley with walls covered in layers upon layers of graffiti. She's wearing a black button up shirt, black pinstripe pencil skirt w/suspenders, and a black suit jacket with structured shoulder pads.
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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i used to be a fungi but now i’m fungal
a bald femme wearing a green and brown dress with various mushrooms on it. some of them have smiley faces. a black coat is worn over it bc it’s cold. her earrings are long and dangly and look vaguely fungal in form
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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this Halloween, i needed two costumes, so i decided to do two new takes on characters that I attempted to cosplay as pre-transition.
A fanart image of The Silent from Slay the Spire: a tall, slender figure with a torso covered in nothing but white bandages, a green cloak full of knives, long silver hair, and an animal skull on her head. A panel from Absolute Batman that depicts the new Harley Quinn design: a hacker with a buzzcut wearing an oversized red hoodie with a white button up and black vest underneath it, black skinny jeans, and blue/black/white argyle socks. her neck is covered in a black diamond checkerboard pattern and her eyes are painted to resemble a mask.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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mornin', dolls 🦋
a bald femme posing in an office, wearing a white/orange/black jumpsuit that looks vaguely like a butterfly wing pattern and black hoop earrings with a small, white jawbone set in the middle. her neck is adorned with a steel chain necklace with 3 o-rings.
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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ok, i will admit that this was strangely cathartic.
a chat log that reads: User: What can I Use macros to make decision making ChatGPMe: you cannot. User: Can I use macros maybe in excel ChatGPMe: yeah, but not for decision-making. User: What can I use VBA to do in excel ChatGPMe: automate tasks. User: Can I use VBA to improve my decision making ChatGPMe: no. User: Can I use text data to improve my decision making ChatGPMe: i mean, technically speaking, yes. User: How can I use text data to make my decision making ChatGPMe: i'd probably start with reading some books, chief. User: Give me some book that I can read ChatGPMe: based on our chat history, you might consider The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.
October 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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woof. what a week.
a bald femme wearing a black dress with a black blazer over it, hear ears adorned with black hoop earrings with a jawbone in the center of it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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yeah, well, could a "burnt out, neurodivergent queer" do THIS?
a bald femme in a black dress and a thick, steel necklace, and dramatic eye makeup poses in front of a painted wall with a backpack on her back.
October 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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love it when algorithmic recommendation all but calls me a slur.
a steam recommendation that reads “Baldur’s Gate 3 - Since you recently played Hardcoded”
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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:3
a bald femme in a catstooth dress standing in front of shelves lined with board games
October 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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good morning, dolls 🖤
a bald femme sits on a bus, taking a selfie. she's wearing a flowy, white top with black trim, a steel martingale style necklace, and hoop earrings with a bone in the center. her winged eyeliner took her entirely too long to get semi-symmetrical this morning.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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post you from a different era

(lol)
one of the few existing photos from the beforetimes rendered in black and white, depicting a young man with chin-length hair and a handlebar mustache, taken in dramatic lighting that casts hard shadows.
September 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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goth morning, dolls
a bald femme with dark eye makeup poses for a selfie. she’s wearing a black dress with a black and white shawl and bone earrings
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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she’s wearing teeth, you say?

from a Hound, you say?

fascinating.
a bald femme wearing a white and black houndstooth dress, posing for a selfie in an alley with graffiti
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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holding onto the summer vibes as long as i can 🍓
a bald femme wearing a navy blue dress with strawberries on it.
September 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM