thexenochrist.bsky.social
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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"He got intimate with that turkey." -Post game show-
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The fucking PlayStation isn't even plugged in lol
This is possibly the worst stock photo ever taken.
September 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This is possibly the worst stock photo ever taken.
September 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The Metroids are eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooooood!
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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All these online trolls are like my dog when the mailman rings the doorbell. Through the window it’s “FUCKYOUFUCKYOUDONTCOMEHEREIHATEYOU” and then as soon as the door opens it’s “oh hi, you pet me? this is a very good guy, I like him, he can come in if he wants”
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Really great video of how real Americans treat masked secret police. The sound of whistles in the background is especially heartening.
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Me after looking this up and finding out that not only are you correct, fucking Jack Dorsey created it
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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We can't have shit in this house
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Republicans vote overwhelmingly to pretend they want the Epstein Files released. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/h...
House votes to force DOJ release of Jeffrey Epstein files
While the vote marks an important step in backers' crusade to get the files released, significant barriers remain.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The same strategists argue this man must also be accommodated for the furtherance of global security and fiscal health:
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Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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European political scientists are blue in the face from constantly pointing out that accommodating the far right does not help centre-left parties win, and contributes to the rise of far-right parties. There's a mountain of data to support that.

But no, the galaxy-brained strategists must be right.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The Trump Administration truly loves rapists and pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Can't find out if Cloudflare is down because Cloudflare being down has taken out DownDetector, along with half the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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You might think bigger memory card = more memory. Not true! There is still only 1MB in this thing.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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What a truly nauseating picture.

Ronnie casually rocking a tan suit in the background is just the cherry on top of this holy trinity of Republican hypocrisy
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM