Got a potentially era defining idea…
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
July 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Got a potentially era defining idea…
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
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It’s annoying how much I miss Snog Marry Avoid.
July 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s annoying how much I miss Snog Marry Avoid.
Got a brand new bottle of Viakal, lads. 😍😍😍
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Got a brand new bottle of Viakal, lads. 😍😍😍
Need someone to feed an AI tart everything that’s ever been screened on ITV3.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.
a palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine
ALT: a palmolive shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine
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July 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Need someone to feed an AI tart everything that’s ever been screened on ITV3.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.
LonkedOn is amazing at the moment. Some of the most nauseating and desperate engagement-bait I’ve seen potentially ever.
Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
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Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
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July 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
LonkedOn is amazing at the moment. Some of the most nauseating and desperate engagement-bait I’ve seen potentially ever.
Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
🤩🤩🤩
Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
🤩🤩🤩
Wimbledon but for curry.
July 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wimbledon but for curry.
Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil.
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July 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil.
🤗🤗🤗
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Got a brand new pack of seafood sticks, turned the tele on and it’s New Tricks followed by Spooks.
That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍
That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍
July 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got a brand new pack of seafood sticks, turned the tele on and it’s New Tricks followed by Spooks.
That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍
That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍
Another day, another dollar*
*potentially unsalvageable tshirt
*potentially unsalvageable tshirt
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Another day, another dollar*
*potentially unsalvageable tshirt
*potentially unsalvageable tshirt
Just caught sight of myself in a reflection, doing an excellent new lean. Didn’t even know I had it in me. Great form meets effortlessly blasé. Exquisite. 🤩🤩🤩
July 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just caught sight of myself in a reflection, doing an excellent new lean. Didn’t even know I had it in me. Great form meets effortlessly blasé. Exquisite. 🤩🤩🤩
Went to Morley’s for some wings and it unsurprisingly turned out to be the least refreshing meal.
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June 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Went to Morley’s for some wings and it unsurprisingly turned out to be the least refreshing meal.
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Been treating the families of Greenwich park to a masterclass in drinking #CANS today. I have been an exquisite specimen. 10/10
Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘
Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Been treating the families of Greenwich park to a masterclass in drinking #CANS today. I have been an exquisite specimen. 10/10
Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘
Namaste. 🧘🧘🧘
I’ve been at a conference all day except it was creative, so they called it a festival, because everyone is unbearable.
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June 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve been at a conference all day except it was creative, so they called it a festival, because everyone is unbearable.
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Peter Rabbit is such a benefits cheat.
June 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Peter Rabbit is such a benefits cheat.