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Got a potentially era defining idea…
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
July 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So pert that I wrote that tweet, opened a bottle of whisky, closed the app and forgot all about it.
So damn pert.
#pert
July 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
New Cross
July 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Got a brand new bottle of Viakal, lads. 😍😍😍
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It’s got me all… 😍😍😍
July 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have not had a beer for a whole week because my body is a temple and it’s been #legday but I have just opened a beer as a treat and my god it’s got me #damp
July 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
GWARN RadaCANu 🎾🎾🎾
#canscanscans
July 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil.
🤗🤗🤗
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It is tres #CHAUD 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
June 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Did a 50/50 mix of barbecue sauce and Cholula hot sauce this evening for my #NUGGETS and it was a triumph. 😍😍😍
June 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Evening shaggers.

Everyone #TURGID for Friday?
June 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Män is one sweaty #GOTH fám.
June 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m in a church hall at a kid’s birthday party #notapaedophile and one of the mums has a LinkedIn water bottle.
Saturday is the new Monday.
Absolutely in awe of this woman.
What a power play. 🤣🤣🤣
June 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Popped a kofte up the old Thexy.
🤩🤩🤩
June 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I am a sturdy little potato scoffer.
🤗🤗🤗
June 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s 23 degrees so naturally, it’s jacket potato night. 😇😇😇
June 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Cuck chair in the snooker club 😍😍😍
June 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Friends fear he’s hit rock bottom, when ACTUALLY he’s discovered gold!*

*bronze

Behold, Esso’s Surf n Turf.
🤩🤩🤩
June 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Every now and then, I just look at what I’m eating and think “Christ almighty mate, pull yourself together.”
June 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Shadwell
June 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
MUUUDCHUUUUTE FÁM!!! 🤠🤠🤠
June 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This little princess is enjoying some hot DLR action. 😍😍😍
June 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m yet to try it but I think I might have completed MasterChef…

Crushed pickled onion Monster Munch coated prawns.

I think we can all agree that would be mega. 🤩🤩🤩
May 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I have had a pretty dreadful diet over the last week.
May 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Máns on a #COTTAGECHEESE flex. 💃💃💃
May 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM