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I am the one and only Wolf in the Woods from Threads. Accept no substitutes.
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Oooh first post!

Hey all, I am the original, the one-and-only Wolf in the Woods from Threads.

Everyone else is an imposter. (Yes, I already found one)
According to legend, European dragons used to hoard piles of gold.

Maybe we need a St. George.
February 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So has Trump blamed the plane crash in Philly on the mayor yet?
February 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Guys we should definitely not repost this all over Blue Sky.
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can't wait to see how shit's gonna go in the USCG with no Commandant.

Guess what one of the Coast Guard's jobs is?

Migrant interdiction.

You would think that a regime that's screaming about immigrants wouldn't cripple an agency who stops immigration but here we are.
Elon Musk pushed out the FAA chief — who resigned 1 year into a 5 year term, last week.

Why? Because last year the FAA fined SpaceX $600,000 — for safety violations.

Now the FAA has no chief — and we just had the first commercial airline crash in 16 years.
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hey everyone it's time for Conspiracy Corner with Wolf, where I tell you about the latest conspiracy theory that I've come up with.

Today's topic:

Why evangelicals REALLY support the Dictator-in-Chief.

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January 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I get the joke, but you may be mistaken here.

They won't enter if there's somebody with a gun.

But if there's an 8 year old whose parents' 10-year visa has expired during their 60-year-long naturalization process, you best bet they'll uphold the law.
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm sorry, but not only is Pete Hegseth grossly incompetent, he looks like he's trying to be the main villain in a cheap fighting game knockoff, like Double Fighter or Street Dragon.
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hey all! Sorry it's been a minute.

Exciting things coming up including a short form video podcast and a gaming stream on YouTube.

Stay tuned!
January 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by WOLF
BLUESKY USERS: This man is the Shaun King of the Native Community.

DO NOT FOLLOW.
November 14, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Oooh first post!

Hey all, I am the original, the one-and-only Wolf in the Woods from Threads.

Everyone else is an imposter. (Yes, I already found one)
January 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM