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If only someone had told him that all Trump does is lie. If only anybody could have known. (Sarcasm)
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If only someone had told him that all Trump does is lie. If only anybody could have known. (Sarcasm)
They already know. (Short 🧵👇🏻)
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Hey everyone it's time for Conspiracy Corner with Wolf, where I tell you about the latest conspiracy theory that I've come up with.
Today's topic:
Why evangelicals REALLY support the Dictator-in-Chief.
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Today's topic:
Why evangelicals REALLY support the Dictator-in-Chief.
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February 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
They already know. (Short 🧵👇🏻)
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"No one thought that this would happen"
Except for all of the people telling you this would happen, INCLUDING Tangerine Palpatine.
Except for all of the people telling you this would happen, INCLUDING Tangerine Palpatine.
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"No one thought that this would happen"
Except for all of the people telling you this would happen, INCLUDING Tangerine Palpatine.
Except for all of the people telling you this would happen, INCLUDING Tangerine Palpatine.
Literally a thread of people who have no clue how the US government works, all nodding with blank stares to what Shaun said.
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Literally a thread of people who have no clue how the US government works, all nodding with blank stares to what Shaun said.
And that's the big issue: the US is about to have a brain drain.
All of the intelligent, educated people are about to get poached to other countries.
All of the intelligent, educated people are about to get poached to other countries.
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And that's the big issue: the US is about to have a brain drain.
All of the intelligent, educated people are about to get poached to other countries.
All of the intelligent, educated people are about to get poached to other countries.
Are we talking GS jobs?
February 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Are we talking GS jobs?
Mrs. Pearlmania is spot on.
January 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mrs. Pearlmania is spot on.
Oh they absolutely DO have a plan. It's evil and ignorant and horrific to anyone with a sane mind, but don't mistake any of that for a lack of intelligence.
I mean, yeah, their voting base is dumb as rocks, but the ones in control?
They absolutely have a plan.
I mean, yeah, their voting base is dumb as rocks, but the ones in control?
They absolutely have a plan.
January 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oh they absolutely DO have a plan. It's evil and ignorant and horrific to anyone with a sane mind, but don't mistake any of that for a lack of intelligence.
I mean, yeah, their voting base is dumb as rocks, but the ones in control?
They absolutely have a plan.
I mean, yeah, their voting base is dumb as rocks, but the ones in control?
They absolutely have a plan.
I maintain my position.
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I'm sorry, but not only is Pete Hegseth grossly incompetent, he looks like he's trying to be the main villain in a cheap fighting game knockoff, like Double Fighter or Street Dragon.
January 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I maintain my position.
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Also very true, but I also think this is their "plan" so to speak. Also how they justify every evil they're committing in this world to themselves and each other.
January 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Also very true, but I also think this is their "plan" so to speak. Also how they justify every evil they're committing in this world to themselves and each other.
I don't really know how; he sounds like a gibbering idiot in his confirmation hearing.
I can't imagine he sounded eloquent in court.
I can't imagine he sounded eloquent in court.
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don't really know how; he sounds like a gibbering idiot in his confirmation hearing.
I can't imagine he sounded eloquent in court.
I can't imagine he sounded eloquent in court.
These are so cool!
January 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
These are so cool!
As someone who has watched a TON of action films, I have to disagree.
They're super easy to load in those movies.
(Sarcasm)
They're super easy to load in those movies.
(Sarcasm)
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
As someone who has watched a TON of action films, I have to disagree.
They're super easy to load in those movies.
(Sarcasm)
They're super easy to load in those movies.
(Sarcasm)
Is there any video of Tyler loading a shotgun?
a woman says i would like to see it
Alt: a woman says i would like to see it
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January 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Is there any video of Tyler loading a shotgun?
Yes Will you are clearly doxxing them by *checks notes* reposting screenshots of things they've posted as well as their public profile.
a green monster with the words the audacity written on it
Alt: Jim Carrey's Grinch saying, "The Audacity!"
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January 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yes Will you are clearly doxxing them by *checks notes* reposting screenshots of things they've posted as well as their public profile.
I need any one of the Dem senators to ask him where he went to medical school, where he performed his residency, and where he specialized in epidemiology.
January 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I need any one of the Dem senators to ask him where he went to medical school, where he performed his residency, and where he specialized in epidemiology.
I'd bet JD Couch has an IQ in the low 70s.
January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'd bet JD Couch has an IQ in the low 70s.
I will take it as a small comfort that I am nowhere near as stupid or as crass as he is to people who don't deserve it.
My heart aches for the families of those involved in the crash.
My heart aches for the families of those involved in the crash.
January 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I will take it as a small comfort that I am nowhere near as stupid or as crass as he is to people who don't deserve it.
My heart aches for the families of those involved in the crash.
My heart aches for the families of those involved in the crash.
Literally ANY other President would simply have said, "We are thoroughly investigating the matter and we will ensure this never happens again."
That's literally all he has to say but his Adderall-addled brain just can't put a clamp between it and his sphincter of a mouth.
That's literally all he has to say but his Adderall-addled brain just can't put a clamp between it and his sphincter of a mouth.
January 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Literally ANY other President would simply have said, "We are thoroughly investigating the matter and we will ensure this never happens again."
That's literally all he has to say but his Adderall-addled brain just can't put a clamp between it and his sphincter of a mouth.
That's literally all he has to say but his Adderall-addled brain just can't put a clamp between it and his sphincter of a mouth.
On the FAR left, which is exactly what I said.
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
On the FAR left, which is exactly what I said.