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The Woke-Files
@thewokefiles.bsky.social
· Dec 10
🚨🚨 Chatter within Democratic circles is that the next move is to have Nancy Pelosi convince Trump he wasn’t born in the United States. #BirtherBackfire
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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🚨🚨BREAKING: Leaked US Intelligence docs show that this photo is actually taken from mid 2027 and was sent back in time as a warning.
January 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🚨🚨BREAKING: Leaked US Intelligence docs show that this photo is actually taken from mid 2027 and was sent back in time as a warning.
🚨🚨 Trump’s 14 billionaire appointees are part of a secret plan to drain the swamp…directly into their offshore accounts. #DrainOrRedirect
14 billionaires. Here's the latest 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/resistance...
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
🚨🚨 Trump’s 14 billionaire appointees are part of a secret plan to drain the swamp…directly into their offshore accounts. #DrainOrRedirect
BREAKING: MAGA bros believe Hunter’s pardon includes a secret plan to make his laptop content required reading in public schools. Florida is already banning it. #HunterCurriculum
The way the same incel Magaidiots who’ve been telling me to “cry harder” since the election are melting the fuck down right now over Hunter’s pardon… 😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: MAGA bros believe Hunter’s pardon includes a secret plan to make his laptop content required reading in public schools. Florida is already banning it. #HunterCurriculum
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NEW INTEL: Elon Musk’s Twitter/X chaos is part of a long game to buy TikTok and merge the platforms, creating ‘XTok,’ where tweets are limited to 5-second videos of racists screaming. #TikTokTakeover
November 30, 2024 at 4:41 PM
NEW INTEL: Elon Musk’s Twitter/X chaos is part of a long game to buy TikTok and merge the platforms, creating ‘XTok,’ where tweets are limited to 5-second videos of racists screaming. #TikTokTakeover
Our insider at Mar-a-Lago reports that after the meal, Trump invited everyone to the courtyard for his annual ‘Throw a Big Mac at One of My Immigrant Gardeners’ contest. They say it’s the highlight of his holiday traditions. #HappyThanksgiving 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Our insider at Mar-a-Lago reports that after the meal, Trump invited everyone to the courtyard for his annual ‘Throw a Big Mac at One of My Immigrant Gardeners’ contest. They say it’s the highlight of his holiday traditions. #HappyThanksgiving 🦃
🚨🚨Rumors swirling that Jeff Bezos is hoarding oxygen to launch ‘Prime Air 2.0’—a subscription service where you pay for clean air delivered directly to your lungs. #BreathePrime
November 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
🚨🚨Rumors swirling that Jeff Bezos is hoarding oxygen to launch ‘Prime Air 2.0’—a subscription service where you pay for clean air delivered directly to your lungs. #BreathePrime
NEW INTEL ALERT 🚨: Our Insiders can confirm the UN is holding meetings to discuss dropping a giant “Truman Show”-like dome over the White House to contain Trump’s second term. Word is McDonald’s is willing to build a nearby distribution tunnel to keep the supply in the Oval stocked. #TrumpmanShow
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
NEW INTEL ALERT 🚨: Our Insiders can confirm the UN is holding meetings to discuss dropping a giant “Truman Show”-like dome over the White House to contain Trump’s second term. Word is McDonald’s is willing to build a nearby distribution tunnel to keep the supply in the Oval stocked. #TrumpmanShow
The real reason Trump tariffed Canada? He thinks their metric system is part of a globalist plot to erase inches, pounds, and according to the President-elect, “American math.” #MetricConspiracy
November 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
The real reason Trump tariffed Canada? He thinks their metric system is part of a globalist plot to erase inches, pounds, and according to the President-elect, “American math.” #MetricConspiracy
Billionaires own secret underground cities where they drink oat milk lattes and laugh at our student debt. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and Google ‘oat milk stocks’ - they’re climbing for a reason. #ElonsOats #BezosBarista
November 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Billionaires own secret underground cities where they drink oat milk lattes and laugh at our student debt. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and Google ‘oat milk stocks’ - they’re climbing for a reason. #ElonsOats #BezosBarista
Wind turbines are secretly spinning in reverse at night to suck all the progressive ideas out of the air. That’s why you woke up feeling defeated. #WindConspiracy #TurbineTruth
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Wind turbines are secretly spinning in reverse at night to suck all the progressive ideas out of the air. That’s why you woke up feeling defeated. #WindConspiracy #TurbineTruth
The NRA secretly funds squirrel militias to hoard acorns so climate activists can’t reforest the planet. Ever wonder why they’re so organized? #SquirrelRights #FollowTheAcorns
November 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
The NRA secretly funds squirrel militias to hoard acorns so climate activists can’t reforest the planet. Ever wonder why they’re so organized? #SquirrelRights #FollowTheAcorns