The Virtual Writer
@thevirtualwriter.bsky.social
I hate MSNBC and CNN, but if I turned on Fox my TV would catch on fire AND let me be clear, I am no longer "ethnic friendly."
Not much of a bio.
Veni vidi perdidi, "I came, I saw, I squandered."
Not much of a bio.
Veni vidi perdidi, "I came, I saw, I squandered."
It went well, Colin. My daughter loved the piece and will put it away until my granddaughter is old enough to appreciate it. Enjoy your week.
Darryl
Darryl
January 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It went well, Colin. My daughter loved the piece and will put it away until my granddaughter is old enough to appreciate it. Enjoy your week.
Darryl
Darryl
Do you know if there is a Dumb Ass switch that we can apply to ballot boxes for any known MAGAs?
January 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Do you know if there is a Dumb Ass switch that we can apply to ballot boxes for any known MAGAs?
It's also the cause of some of my worst pickup lines when I was a young man.
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's also the cause of some of my worst pickup lines when I was a young man.
Okay, knock it off. White women do it too!!!
December 22, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Okay, knock it off. White women do it too!!!
Ah man, it is beautiful! My daughter will love the pendant and will take such good care of it until Birdie (Emilia) is old enough to fully value it. Thank you for doing such excellent work, Colin.
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Ah man, it is beautiful! My daughter will love the pendant and will take such good care of it until Birdie (Emilia) is old enough to fully value it. Thank you for doing such excellent work, Colin.
I was thinking about McTurtle this morning and how much of this shit could have been avoided if McTurtle had just done his duty with regard to Komrad Agent Orange. Now, he has to know what his legacy will be.
December 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I was thinking about McTurtle this morning and how much of this shit could have been avoided if McTurtle had just done his duty with regard to Komrad Agent Orange. Now, he has to know what his legacy will be.
I'm positive it's arrived in good condition. I'm only concerned about how the change in temperature. I'm sure you've had the same problem.
My granddaughter's birthday is Jan. 28 so she won't get the piece until that date, but I already know how it will be received.
My granddaughter's birthday is Jan. 28 so she won't get the piece until that date, but I already know how it will be received.
December 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I'm positive it's arrived in good condition. I'm only concerned about how the change in temperature. I'm sure you've had the same problem.
My granddaughter's birthday is Jan. 28 so she won't get the piece until that date, but I already know how it will be received.
My granddaughter's birthday is Jan. 28 so she won't get the piece until that date, but I already know how it will be received.
Colin, I just received the package but I will not open it until later this evening. It is really cold here and I want to allow the piece to slowly become acclimated to the temperature in our house. I will drop you a message tomorrow after I've opened it to let you know its condition.
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Colin, I just received the package but I will not open it until later this evening. It is really cold here and I want to allow the piece to slowly become acclimated to the temperature in our house. I will drop you a message tomorrow after I've opened it to let you know its condition.
I believe Trump, Musk, Theil, et al, used crypto to fund stealing the election.
December 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I believe Trump, Musk, Theil, et al, used crypto to fund stealing the election.
Your knives are beautiful, but I prefer pocket knives. I grew up on a farm where we used knives often and we hunted and fished for food and trapped mink and muskrats for money so I've depended heavily on good, sharp pocket knives most of my life.
December 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Your knives are beautiful, but I prefer pocket knives. I grew up on a farm where we used knives often and we hunted and fished for food and trapped mink and muskrats for money so I've depended heavily on good, sharp pocket knives most of my life.
I made a donation too. I sent my Cologuard test sample to Mar-la-go.
December 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I made a donation too. I sent my Cologuard test sample to Mar-la-go.
It was beautiful without your brother's addition. But now that it belongs to your brother . . . And the piece of wood you used for the top is remarkable.
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 PM
It was beautiful without your brother's addition. But now that it belongs to your brother . . . And the piece of wood you used for the top is remarkable.
I don't mean to be a shit stick here, but, Keith, did you make it for your brother or for you? If you made it for your brother then let go of it.
December 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I don't mean to be a shit stick here, but, Keith, did you make it for your brother or for you? If you made it for your brother then let go of it.
I am going with Drone hedge trimmers. Now, go invent it!
December 11, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I am going with Drone hedge trimmers. Now, go invent it!
You really do need a better Plan B.
December 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
You really do need a better Plan B.
Roy, tomorrow night / Wednesday morning we are supposed to have 0 degrees F or - 17.7C. I dread this because it is just the beginning of really cold weather.
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Roy, tomorrow night / Wednesday morning we are supposed to have 0 degrees F or - 17.7C. I dread this because it is just the beginning of really cold weather.
I have a Packers ball cap and a Brewers ball cap. I shit in one and cover it with the other. That would mean more if the Bears did suck so badly this year and the Cubs had more than one closer. The upside for the Cubs - we have Craig Counsell.
December 9, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I have a Packers ball cap and a Brewers ball cap. I shit in one and cover it with the other. That would mean more if the Bears did suck so badly this year and the Cubs had more than one closer. The upside for the Cubs - we have Craig Counsell.
I have one of these old Yates American table saws and it is SO DANGEROUS! Every time I turn it on I think about the danger and now I will be 77 this month and I am thinking of getting rid of it to buy a SawStop table saw because it won't even cut through a hotdog before the emergency brake stops it.
December 9, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I have one of these old Yates American table saws and it is SO DANGEROUS! Every time I turn it on I think about the danger and now I will be 77 this month and I am thinking of getting rid of it to buy a SawStop table saw because it won't even cut through a hotdog before the emergency brake stops it.
Good point.
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Good point.
Until one Sunday morning the talent sawed a finger off on live TV. The next morning (Monday) the owner went to work in Beloit WI and put the whole DIY part of his company up for sale.
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Until one Sunday morning the talent sawed a finger off on live TV. The next morning (Monday) the owner went to work in Beloit WI and put the whole DIY part of his company up for sale.