Val Halla
@thevaleriehalla.bsky.social
SaaS donkey and traumatized former-arts-administrator seeks neurodivergent f*ggot to grow old with.
He/him, New York
He/him, New York
Young people may have youth, but I’m in my early thirties, finally have adult money, and have a huge pantry closet that I don’t use in my brand new apartment that I live in and pay for by myself.
So I win.
So I win.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Young people may have youth, but I’m in my early thirties, finally have adult money, and have a huge pantry closet that I don’t use in my brand new apartment that I live in and pay for by myself.
So I win.
So I win.
Being mean to people on Grindr is so clearly just you needing an avenue to feel in control of how people feel about you, and writing it off as “offering feedback” is very telling about how you handle being wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Being mean to people on Grindr is so clearly just you needing an avenue to feel in control of how people feel about you, and writing it off as “offering feedback” is very telling about how you handle being wrong.
StockyDudes is canon in the Pokémon universe: Confirmed
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
StockyDudes is canon in the Pokémon universe: Confirmed
Having a moment sorry
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Having a moment sorry
And before any of you say it: Yes I look like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Yes I relate to the character. I was THEE archetypical moody weird kid.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And before any of you say it: Yes I look like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. Yes I relate to the character. I was THEE archetypical moody weird kid.
This was twoish years later after I cut all my hair off and started s****** d***. And before you ask: Yes, with braces on.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This was twoish years later after I cut all my hair off and started s****** d***. And before you ask: Yes, with braces on.
Oldest selfie in your phone:
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone:
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
This barely counts because you can barely see my face but this was probably some time in 2007? He’s probably like, fifteen, very depressed and tragically unaware of his talent. He would probably be amazed at what he became almost twenty years later.
“Fuck Sliwa for fucking this election for Cuomo.”
48.7% is still less than 50.4% and I sincerely hope you can do 2nd grade math if you’re voting.
48.7% is still less than 50.4% and I sincerely hope you can do 2nd grade math if you’re voting.
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Fuck Sliwa for fucking this election for Cuomo.”
48.7% is still less than 50.4% and I sincerely hope you can do 2nd grade math if you’re voting.
48.7% is still less than 50.4% and I sincerely hope you can do 2nd grade math if you’re voting.
God tier Tinder bio
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
God tier Tinder bio
I can’t properly explain Camp to people because you have to grasp concepts like undertone and irony.
This was a really clear decision to keep her in her drag until the VERY end. A cartoonishly insane ending to an insane and cartoonishly vapid character.
This was a really clear decision to keep her in her drag until the VERY end. A cartoonishly insane ending to an insane and cartoonishly vapid character.
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I can’t properly explain Camp to people because you have to grasp concepts like undertone and irony.
This was a really clear decision to keep her in her drag until the VERY end. A cartoonishly insane ending to an insane and cartoonishly vapid character.
This was a really clear decision to keep her in her drag until the VERY end. A cartoonishly insane ending to an insane and cartoonishly vapid character.
This is so cunt (complimentary) that it’s becoming asshole (complimentary)
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is so cunt (complimentary) that it’s becoming asshole (complimentary)
Just learned that this is not Morgan McMichaels
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just learned that this is not Morgan McMichaels
And look at my TITS!
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
And look at my TITS!
Being a daywalker is humbling, but being in drag is infinitely more fun when you’re happy with your paint job.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Being a daywalker is humbling, but being in drag is infinitely more fun when you’re happy with your paint job.
A human person put this poor woman in a t-shirt, put a bra OVER the shirt, tucked the shirt INTO THE PANTY, put cheap garters on her, and then had the audacity to look her in the eye and say "Now sell it."
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A human person put this poor woman in a t-shirt, put a bra OVER the shirt, tucked the shirt INTO THE PANTY, put cheap garters on her, and then had the audacity to look her in the eye and say "Now sell it."
Are y’all listening to yourselves or do you just free word associate a few sentences together and post it?
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Are y’all listening to yourselves or do you just free word associate a few sentences together and post it?
This is the funniest entrance we’ve ever seen any drag artist make on a television program and we do not talk about it enough.
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is the funniest entrance we’ve ever seen any drag artist make on a television program and we do not talk about it enough.