The US Government
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What would Teddy do. 🦅
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
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As literally a climate change solutions researcher.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As literally a climate change solutions researcher.
This is a real photo of trump and bill Clinton. Ya it definitely happened
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a real photo of trump and bill Clinton. Ya it definitely happened
This tweet is soooo much funnier now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This tweet is soooo much funnier now.
I'm so glad we're burning our planet so that the most cringe human being alive can post ai generated videos of a cat playing a violin.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm so glad we're burning our planet so that the most cringe human being alive can post ai generated videos of a cat playing a violin.
Some Auroras from last night.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some Auroras from last night.
Bring the Kei truck to America!
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bring the Kei truck to America!
My proposal for the United (but at a respectful distance) Nation States of the American Union
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My proposal for the United (but at a respectful distance) Nation States of the American Union
Ruh Roh, Raggy! Happy Halloween!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ruh Roh, Raggy! Happy Halloween!!
Alternatively; Mark Zuckerberg
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Alternatively; Mark Zuckerberg
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Billions must die for this.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Billions must die for this.
Guys, the White House isn't gonna be symmetrical anymore!!!
They're ramping up their war on us autistics!!!
They're ramping up their war on us autistics!!!
October 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Guys, the White House isn't gonna be symmetrical anymore!!!
They're ramping up their war on us autistics!!!
They're ramping up their war on us autistics!!!
So cool you guys, we are doomed to repeat the literal Nazis/soulless corporate hack loop for eternity.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So cool you guys, we are doomed to repeat the literal Nazis/soulless corporate hack loop for eternity.
Imagine being the guy that gets to destroy the Whitehouse.
I'd ride that high for the rest of my life.
I'd ride that high for the rest of my life.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Imagine being the guy that gets to destroy the Whitehouse.
I'd ride that high for the rest of my life.
I'd ride that high for the rest of my life.
Took a glass blowing class! I MADE this!!! 🎃
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Took a glass blowing class! I MADE this!!! 🎃
Went pretty well
October 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Went pretty well
My hat for the No Kings Protest 🔥 👑 🐸
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My hat for the No Kings Protest 🔥 👑 🐸
Take me off your MAGA list, I'm literally one of you. 🙃
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Take me off your MAGA list, I'm literally one of you. 🙃
New Pokemon game is so realistic! They got anti homeless benches in Poké-Paris and everything!
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
New Pokemon game is so realistic! They got anti homeless benches in Poké-Paris and everything!
Seriously, it's uncanny
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Seriously, it's uncanny
Hey chat, is it bad that gold prices look like the global warming graph?
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey chat, is it bad that gold prices look like the global warming graph?
I'm just giving you shit. I love your dog lol. Arty tells me I should stop fighting with people on the internet.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm just giving you shit. I love your dog lol. Arty tells me I should stop fighting with people on the internet.
Breaking News!
Hamas tunnels discovered in Frog Costume, and why we must nuke Portland.
Hamas tunnels discovered in Frog Costume, and why we must nuke Portland.
October 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking News!
Hamas tunnels discovered in Frog Costume, and why we must nuke Portland.
Hamas tunnels discovered in Frog Costume, and why we must nuke Portland.
As a dog owner, I never liked Hasan.
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As a dog owner, I never liked Hasan.