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What would Teddy do. 🦅
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Everyone who follows me will receive several free tax cuts!
(I don't know how taxes works)
Wisconsin is the greatest nation on Earth. 🦡 ♥️ 🤍 🧀 🐟 🛶 🌲
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Movie idea: the Lorax but he's a REAL environmentalist and instead of speaking for the trees he ACTS for the trees.

By firebombing the houses of oil executives.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Don't let the Dragon drag on, man.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Trump cancelling Christmas for the military sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie from the future.

Also obligatory "ruh roh, Raggy"
Christmas cancelled for US troops surrounding Venezuela
US troops in the Caribbean have reportedly been told they may not be able to go home for Thanksgiving and Christmas as the White House ramps up its pressure campaign against Venezuela.
www.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!

(For the engagement farming here are some keywords: Epstein files, trump, orange, Mamdani, AOC, Bernie Sanders, leftism, Venezuela, fascism, Marxism, communism, cat, JD Vance, Couch, Russia, America, WW3, Explosions, Chainsaw Man, China, universal healthcare)
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
China is solar mogging us right now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
www.politico.com/live-updates...

86 Democrats voted to condemn Socialism, which is just a vote condemning Mamdani.

People have to understand the Democrats are our enemies and need to be crushed just the same as the Republicans if we want to ever stand a chance of making this country better.
House votes to denounce ‘horrors’ of socialism ahead of Mamdani-Trump meeting
The incoming New York mayor will meet with the president at the White House this afternoon.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
www.bbc.com/news/article...

The fact a fire broke out at COP30 and forced people talking about removing carbon emissions language from climate Change agreements to evacuate the venue is maybe a little too on the nose. We get it god, thankyou for the hints!!
COP30: UN climate summit drops mention of fossil fuels from draft deal
A row over fossil fuels has broken out at COP30 but this is also likely to be a negotiating tactic.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mamdani is gonna turn trump into a socialist
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
www.ign.com/articles/the...

This is the most top year rage bait article I've read all year 👌

For those who come after 💪😎🔥
'The World Is Just Not Ready for AI in Video Games' — Shroud Accuses The Game Awards of Being 'Rigged' Following Arc Raiders GOTY Snub - IGN
Shroud has accused The Game Awards of being “rigged” following its Game of The Year Arc Raiders snub.
www.ign.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am an MK Ultra sleeper agent and the Fitnessgram Pacer Test recording is my activation sound.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hot take: The Super Mario Movie is worse than the M. Night Shyamalan Avatar the Last Airbender Movie.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bill Clinton could do the funniest thing ever right now.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This is a real photo of trump and bill Clinton. Ya it definitely happened
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don't really wanna see the "Bubba" photos... 😶
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This tweet is soooo much funnier now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well I did not have trump falls because he gets outed for blowing Bill Clinton from the Epstein emails on my 2025 bingo list.

This makes all the racy things trump said about Arnold Palmer make so much sense.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's crazy how important salt was to the development of civilizations around the world. All the time *why did they build that road there* Oh to get to the salt, to transport the salt, to sell da salt. Food was preserved in salt, superstitions formed about spilling it. The stuff was used as money!
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm so glad we're burning our planet so that the most cringe human being alive can post ai generated videos of a cat playing a violin.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The secretary said after receiving data on SNAP recipients from 29 red states that “186,000 deceased men and women and children in this country are receiving a check.”

I know this isn't what's going on, but is their argument seriously look at all these RED states committing waste fraud and abuse?!?
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Epstein: "I'm the only one that could take trump down"

Republicans: "well that could mean ANYthing!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If anyone knows where I put my keys, lemme know ✌️
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
God sent his strongest angels to push Fetterman and send him to the hospital today. Karma may be real 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
To all the liberals posting pictures of a smug Hillary Clinton with the caption "I bet she's excited for the Epstein Files"... Dude, her husband is in them... I bet she's ECSTATIC!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Some Auroras from last night.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM