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What would Teddy do. 🦅
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Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
New law: Every year we sacrifice the wealthiest man in America, pushing him into a volcano and liquidating his assets to fund healthcare. This not only supplies universal Healthcare, but incentivizes billionaires to actually use their money, no one wants to be the richest man at the end of the year.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New law: Every year we sacrifice the wealthiest man in America, pushing him into a volcano and liquidating his assets to fund healthcare. This not only supplies universal Healthcare, but incentivizes billionaires to actually use their money, no one wants to be the richest man at the end of the year.
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/t...
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Trump to announce $12 billion aid package for farmers caught up in trade war
President Donald Trump has imposed shifting tariff policies on most countries, while pushing to reshape relationships with China and other major trade partners.
www.cnbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/t...
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Moon ring last night
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Moon ring last night
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
I just found out Santa is literally a necromancer 💀
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just found out Santa is literally a necromancer 💀
I reject your morality and substitute my own
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I reject your morality and substitute my own
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
Ya know what's odd. Literally no one is blaming the Americans who purchase the drugs. Like, the Venezuelans are just doin' business because there's the demand in America. Why aren't we airstriking the Americans who are purchasing the drugs? Not in favor of this, but it'd only be fair ya know 🤷
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ya know what's odd. Literally no one is blaming the Americans who purchase the drugs. Like, the Venezuelans are just doin' business because there's the demand in America. Why aren't we airstriking the Americans who are purchasing the drugs? Not in favor of this, but it'd only be fair ya know 🤷
Honestly, I'm not all that upset trump bulldozed the East Wing. I'm WAY more upset they're trying to replace it with the most generic, boring, and overdone Neo Classical design ever. Like come on! Can't we do anything AMERICAN?! To actually celebrate America? Give me an American Art Deco skyscraper!
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Honestly, I'm not all that upset trump bulldozed the East Wing. I'm WAY more upset they're trying to replace it with the most generic, boring, and overdone Neo Classical design ever. Like come on! Can't we do anything AMERICAN?! To actually celebrate America? Give me an American Art Deco skyscraper!
The past tense of climb is clamb
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The past tense of climb is clamb
It works! 😁 I am a crochet master!!! Also look at my cool mushroom mug 🍄
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It works! 😁 I am a crochet master!!! Also look at my cool mushroom mug 🍄
My crocheting abilities are growing more powerful
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My crocheting abilities are growing more powerful
Wait a minute, it actually looks like something?!? I mean I counted wrong and I'm missing 4 stitches somewhere. But I'm just gonna ignore that and keep going.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wait a minute, it actually looks like something?!? I mean I counted wrong and I'm missing 4 stitches somewhere. But I'm just gonna ignore that and keep going.
POV you are bug and my cat wants to eat you
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
POV you are bug and my cat wants to eat you
America bouta a lose another war on drugs...
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
America bouta a lose another war on drugs...
I think I might reconsider purchasing that civilian airliner I was thinking about using to fly around Venezuela
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think I might reconsider purchasing that civilian airliner I was thinking about using to fly around Venezuela
Learning how to crochet. I have created the world's ugliest rectangle.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Learning how to crochet. I have created the world's ugliest rectangle.
Wisconsin is the greatest nation on Earth. 🦡 ♥️ 🤍 🧀 🐟 🛶 🌲
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wisconsin is the greatest nation on Earth. 🦡 ♥️ 🤍 🧀 🐟 🛶 🌲
Movie idea: the Lorax but he's a REAL environmentalist and instead of speaking for the trees he ACTS for the trees.
By firebombing the houses of oil executives.
By firebombing the houses of oil executives.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Movie idea: the Lorax but he's a REAL environmentalist and instead of speaking for the trees he ACTS for the trees.
By firebombing the houses of oil executives.
By firebombing the houses of oil executives.
Don't let the Dragon drag on, man.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Don't let the Dragon drag on, man.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump cancelling Christmas for the military sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie from the future.
Also obligatory "ruh roh, Raggy"
Trump cancelling Christmas for the military sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie from the future.
Also obligatory "ruh roh, Raggy"
Christmas cancelled for US troops surrounding Venezuela
US troops in the Caribbean have reportedly been told they may not be able to go home for Thanksgiving and Christmas as the White House ramps up its pressure campaign against Venezuela.
www.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump cancelling Christmas for the military sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie from the future.
Also obligatory "ruh roh, Raggy"
Trump cancelling Christmas for the military sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie from the future.
Also obligatory "ruh roh, Raggy"
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
(For the engagement farming here are some keywords: Epstein files, trump, orange, Mamdani, AOC, Bernie Sanders, leftism, Venezuela, fascism, Marxism, communism, cat, JD Vance, Couch, Russia, America, WW3, Explosions, Chainsaw Man, China, universal healthcare)
(For the engagement farming here are some keywords: Epstein files, trump, orange, Mamdani, AOC, Bernie Sanders, leftism, Venezuela, fascism, Marxism, communism, cat, JD Vance, Couch, Russia, America, WW3, Explosions, Chainsaw Man, China, universal healthcare)
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
(For the engagement farming here are some keywords: Epstein files, trump, orange, Mamdani, AOC, Bernie Sanders, leftism, Venezuela, fascism, Marxism, communism, cat, JD Vance, Couch, Russia, America, WW3, Explosions, Chainsaw Man, China, universal healthcare)
(For the engagement farming here are some keywords: Epstein files, trump, orange, Mamdani, AOC, Bernie Sanders, leftism, Venezuela, fascism, Marxism, communism, cat, JD Vance, Couch, Russia, America, WW3, Explosions, Chainsaw Man, China, universal healthcare)
China is solar mogging us right now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
China is solar mogging us right now.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
86 Democrats voted to condemn Socialism, which is just a vote condemning Mamdani.
People have to understand the Democrats are our enemies and need to be crushed just the same as the Republicans if we want to ever stand a chance of making this country better.
86 Democrats voted to condemn Socialism, which is just a vote condemning Mamdani.
People have to understand the Democrats are our enemies and need to be crushed just the same as the Republicans if we want to ever stand a chance of making this country better.
House votes to denounce ‘horrors’ of socialism ahead of Mamdani-Trump meeting
The incoming New York mayor will meet with the president at the White House this afternoon.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
www.politico.com/live-updates...
86 Democrats voted to condemn Socialism, which is just a vote condemning Mamdani.
People have to understand the Democrats are our enemies and need to be crushed just the same as the Republicans if we want to ever stand a chance of making this country better.
86 Democrats voted to condemn Socialism, which is just a vote condemning Mamdani.
People have to understand the Democrats are our enemies and need to be crushed just the same as the Republicans if we want to ever stand a chance of making this country better.