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jazmine | 🇵🇸
@thetreesofvalinor.bsky.social
she/they. ☉taurus ☾sag ↑libra. fantasy nerd. dungeon master. metalhead. amateur film critic. piercing apprentice and jewelry stylist in san francisco. ✨
50mg being the lowest dosage on the ice cream is a kind of crazy i can get behind
April 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
in thailand for the week! there’s a tattoo studio across the street from my hotel which i will be hitting up before i leave and there’s hella good food and dispos on every block!! this is paradise ☺️ ❤️🇹🇭❤️
April 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
working on 420 makes me sad. 💔 but trust and believe, i will be hitting the dab rig when i get home
April 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
okay fine i’ll say it

yeah, i kinda like ghost okay?
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Next week we party! With 2 great post-punk bands and a gnome-themed Ramones cover band. Only in San Francisco! 🧙🏼‍♂️
April 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I love you weird black girl 🖤
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
maybe it’s just my raging adhd, but why does life just feel like an endless cycle of washing your face and brushing your teeth 😭
April 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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curated vampires list 📽️ #horrorsky #filmsky

- letterboxd 2.7+ & imdb 5.5+
- rated R/X/NC-17/TV-MA/etc
- no comedy or animation
- 1970s+
vampires 🩸
sorted by average rating - letterboxd 2.7+ & imdb 5.5+ - rated R/X/NC-17/TV-MA (or unrated equiv) - no comedy or animation - 1970s+ (400+ others here)
boxd.it
April 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this also happened trying to get lady gaga tickets last week. i don’t want to talk about it.
waited in a queue of 20,000 people on ticketmaster and didn’t get nin tickets 😭 i tried trent, i tried ✊🏽
April 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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openai’s new ghibli “generator” is explicitly an intentional attempt at humiliation of a prominent objector

openai is culturally fascist as well as functionally fascist

it’s not an accident
March 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i made some bomb ass chicken adobo, but i accidentally bit into some cartilage and now i’m not hungry anymore. 😐 meat weirds me out sometimes, but idk if i could ever go back to a plant based diet
March 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
here to drop a selfie and dip! 😌 it’s almost 80 degrees in sf today and as a bay area native, i’m not built for hot weather
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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🙄 link below
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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let’s normalize being a slut & a hopeless romantic at the same time
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
every time straight person misuses a queer term, an angel loses its wings
March 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i’ve had this dead kennedys shirt for maybe 15 years and it hasn’t completely disintegrated yet. 🤠 usually my band tees become patches at that point
March 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🖤
Not Like Us - Hardcore Edition
Yung Mo$h · Not Like Us (Hardcore Edition) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
March 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i should be posting more shop content here! here are a few pieces of titanium jewelry i’ve anodized recently! i love anodizing jewelry for my clients. it’s like cunty alchemy 💅🏽
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
not my lyft driver playing drake like girl we still bumping this fuckboi? 😣
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
heart eyes was incredible. super over the top in the best way. god i love slashers and i love josh ruben
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Good morning yalll, PLEASE pop out and show niggas today 🫵🏿
February 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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it says so much about the conservative soul that they can hesr the song “not like us” and not be overtaken by joy. they have demonic souls, probable pedophiles
February 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM