The Treadman
@thetreadman.bsky.social
Secret alter-ego of the beloved French tire manufacturer. Racing assassin. Professional tire slasher. Satire/parody account.
I was already planning to paint “NudeYear” on the balloon. This might be easier.
Still looking to source a stinger missile.
Still looking to source a stinger missile.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was already planning to paint “NudeYear” on the balloon. This might be easier.
Still looking to source a stinger missile.
Still looking to source a stinger missile.
There is a guy on TikTok who goes into NYC restaurants my brother gave stars to. He’s a Turk. What he doesn’t know is my brother is really a Kurd. Actually he’s a turd.
Anyway, the Turk is a nice guy. Leaves good tips. Be like the Turk.
Anyway, the Turk is a nice guy. Leaves good tips. Be like the Turk.
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There is a guy on TikTok who goes into NYC restaurants my brother gave stars to. He’s a Turk. What he doesn’t know is my brother is really a Kurd. Actually he’s a turd.
Anyway, the Turk is a nice guy. Leaves good tips. Be like the Turk.
Anyway, the Turk is a nice guy. Leaves good tips. Be like the Turk.
I tried to give a star to Dirty Franks on 13th Street in Philly.
It was too clean.
It was too clean.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I tried to give a star to Dirty Franks on 13th Street in Philly.
It was too clean.
It was too clean.
My fat bastard brother gets to have all the best chefs pander to him.
It’s okay, I farted in the meringue.
Give that a star.
It’s okay, I farted in the meringue.
Give that a star.
✨ The Michelin Man is here.
⭐️ How many Michelin stars will Philly get? Live updates: www.inquirer.com/food/live/mi...
⭐️ How many Michelin stars will Philly get? Live updates: www.inquirer.com/food/live/mi...
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My fat bastard brother gets to have all the best chefs pander to him.
It’s okay, I farted in the meringue.
Give that a star.
It’s okay, I farted in the meringue.
Give that a star.
I’m somewhat sad to hear the tire chicken’s more likeable alter ego, the Murderhawk is hanging up his oversized helmet.
I hope they are able to enjoy retirement, no matter how short it may be…
I hope they are able to enjoy retirement, no matter how short it may be…
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m somewhat sad to hear the tire chicken’s more likeable alter ego, the Murderhawk is hanging up his oversized helmet.
I hope they are able to enjoy retirement, no matter how short it may be…
I hope they are able to enjoy retirement, no matter how short it may be…
In case you didn’t hear, my family is going to keep giving money to the racing series until 2035. Maybe by then, a certain German car company will decide to stick around for longer than your dad did after you were born.
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
In case you didn’t hear, my family is going to keep giving money to the racing series until 2035. Maybe by then, a certain German car company will decide to stick around for longer than your dad did after you were born.
It’s time for Petit Le Mans.
Can’t wait for Petit Le Ladies.
Can’t wait for Petit Le Ladies.
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s time for Petit Le Mans.
Can’t wait for Petit Le Ladies.
Can’t wait for Petit Le Ladies.
My brother might look like he is ready to fight on the screen, he’s a cuck.
Me? I will drop kick you faster than a fat guy at the Pizza Hut buffet.
Me? I will drop kick you faster than a fat guy at the Pizza Hut buffet.
September 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My brother might look like he is ready to fight on the screen, he’s a cuck.
Me? I will drop kick you faster than a fat guy at the Pizza Hut buffet.
Me? I will drop kick you faster than a fat guy at the Pizza Hut buffet.
My brother might not have gotten into a fight with the fire chicken, but I grilled his dumb red ass.
Tasted like victory.
Tasted like victory.
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My brother might not have gotten into a fight with the fire chicken, but I grilled his dumb red ass.
Tasted like victory.
Tasted like victory.
My pig of a brother got to wave the green flag.
I got to fill his trailer with manure.
I got to fill his trailer with manure.
August 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My pig of a brother got to wave the green flag.
I got to fill his trailer with manure.
I got to fill his trailer with manure.
I saw @murbanvideo.bsky.social asking who would win in a fight between my slob brother and the tire chicken…
I can tell you we’d be having guayule smoked wings for the paddock.
I can tell you we’d be having guayule smoked wings for the paddock.
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I saw @murbanvideo.bsky.social asking who would win in a fight between my slob brother and the tire chicken…
I can tell you we’d be having guayule smoked wings for the paddock.
I can tell you we’d be having guayule smoked wings for the paddock.
You didn’t see me in the Andretti pits this weekend…
July 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You didn’t see me in the Andretti pits this weekend…
You all cool in central New York??
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to turn the thermostat up a bit.
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to turn the thermostat up a bit.
June 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You all cool in central New York??
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to turn the thermostat up a bit.
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to turn the thermostat up a bit.
I also gave arms to the Contras, but you don’t see me gloating.
He knows what he did (established the opioid trade in the Republic of Macedonia during the Yugoslav Wars in 1991)
June 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I also gave arms to the Contras, but you don’t see me gloating.
My pudgy brother strutting around the podium makes me want to launch him into the tire balloon.
I think I’ll just trip some of the commoners running on the track.
I think I’ll just trip some of the commoners running on the track.
June 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My pudgy brother strutting around the podium makes me want to launch him into the tire balloon.
I think I’ll just trip some of the commoners running on the track.
I think I’ll just trip some of the commoners running on the track.
If you notice, all the wheels coming off, aren’t cars with our tires…
Maybe someone did something to some tires…
Maybe someone did something to some tires…
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If you notice, all the wheels coming off, aren’t cars with our tires…
Maybe someone did something to some tires…
Maybe someone did something to some tires…
I told those fuckers to get their asses on the track.
When the French tell you that you’re a pussy, you’re a fucking pussy.
When the French tell you that you’re a pussy, you’re a fucking pussy.
June 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I told those fuckers to get their asses on the track.
When the French tell you that you’re a pussy, you’re a fucking pussy.
When the French tell you that you’re a pussy, you’re a fucking pussy.
I told you to skip the punch. You went straight for the Kewl-aid.
Be careful when you take a nap…
Be careful when you take a nap…
TF Sport full service pit stop, filmed from Goodyear suite above the pits. #LeMans24
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I told you to skip the punch. You went straight for the Kewl-aid.
Be careful when you take a nap…
Be careful when you take a nap…
Those cheap bastards tried to stiff me on the bill at dinner last night.
I had “experts” pull their sets for “issues” today.
I had “experts” pull their sets for “issues” today.
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Those cheap bastards tried to stiff me on the bill at dinner last night.
I had “experts” pull their sets for “issues” today.
I had “experts” pull their sets for “issues” today.
I guess I won’t shoot laser beams at the tire balloon for a few minutes.
You’ve been warned!
You’ve been warned!
Here we go. Wanted to do this for years. Thank you Goodyear.
June 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I guess I won’t shoot laser beams at the tire balloon for a few minutes.
You’ve been warned!
You’ve been warned!
Just don’t lift the table cloth.
You don’t want to know what happens under there.
You don’t want to know what happens under there.
June 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just don’t lift the table cloth.
You don’t want to know what happens under there.
You don’t want to know what happens under there.
The new tread pattern on the French tires is going to look great on your back!
June 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The new tread pattern on the French tires is going to look great on your back!
I drew a mustache on the giant picture of my brother on the main grandstand.
Unfortunately I only had white paint. 🫤
Unfortunately I only had white paint. 🫤
June 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I drew a mustache on the giant picture of my brother on the main grandstand.
Unfortunately I only had white paint. 🫤
Unfortunately I only had white paint. 🫤
Just don’t drink the punch in the suite.
I may or may not have “tainted” it.
I may or may not have “tainted” it.
Road to Le Mans race 1, from Goodyear's suite over the pits. Noisy! 😍
June 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just don’t drink the punch in the suite.
I may or may not have “tainted” it.
I may or may not have “tainted” it.
I heard the TV showed a drone flying through the Badyear garage.
What they didn’t show was me going through the garage and sticking nails in their tires.
If the French know anything, it’s how to sabotage…
What they didn’t show was me going through the garage and sticking nails in their tires.
If the French know anything, it’s how to sabotage…
June 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I heard the TV showed a drone flying through the Badyear garage.
What they didn’t show was me going through the garage and sticking nails in their tires.
If the French know anything, it’s how to sabotage…
What they didn’t show was me going through the garage and sticking nails in their tires.
If the French know anything, it’s how to sabotage…