TheToasterWaffle
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I couldn’t have gotten a better example of how absolutely destroyed by greed the internet has become.
“If you’re looking for something different and relaxing over the holiday, then the PS Store has a new free game that PS5 and PS4 players should check out.” Is the entire article. No exaggeration.
“If you’re looking for something different and relaxing over the holiday, then the PS Store has a new free game that PS5 and PS4 players should check out.” Is the entire article. No exaggeration.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I couldn’t have gotten a better example of how absolutely destroyed by greed the internet has become.
“If you’re looking for something different and relaxing over the holiday, then the PS Store has a new free game that PS5 and PS4 players should check out.” Is the entire article. No exaggeration.
“If you’re looking for something different and relaxing over the holiday, then the PS Store has a new free game that PS5 and PS4 players should check out.” Is the entire article. No exaggeration.
I don't hate the vtuber themselves, but youtube is REALLY trying to get me to watch that new crocodile one and it's really annoying lol.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don't hate the vtuber themselves, but youtube is REALLY trying to get me to watch that new crocodile one and it's really annoying lol.
Toiling over switching to they/them all day and then Minecraft crashes just to tell me to do it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Toiling over switching to they/them all day and then Minecraft crashes just to tell me to do it.
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Drawing this mid shift was pretty funny
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drawing this mid shift was pretty funny
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
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Hot take that will be misconstrued: the “violence is never the answer” bunch are blissfully ignorant of the truth that it is sometimes the answer. You’re lying to yourself to feel safe thinking god will save you. They’ve executed thousands before you and will execute millions after you.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hot take that will be misconstrued: the “violence is never the answer” bunch are blissfully ignorant of the truth that it is sometimes the answer. You’re lying to yourself to feel safe thinking god will save you. They’ve executed thousands before you and will execute millions after you.
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A person who doesn’t defend you while someone slanders you, is your enemy too
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A person who doesn’t defend you while someone slanders you, is your enemy too
I hate this shit
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate this shit
Hearing the “would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?” hypothetical question is great nowadays cause half of us wouldn’t even kill adult Hitler it seems.
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hearing the “would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?” hypothetical question is great nowadays cause half of us wouldn’t even kill adult Hitler it seems.
“If asking to make me more money at your expense makes us the bad guy, then yeah I’m a villain”
the owner of Guardian Bikes is in the comments of the linked BikeRumor... which should tell you all you need to know about the brand that's currently in favor of a blanket 50% on steel and aluminum tariffs from any country.
bikerumor.com/50-tariff-in...
bikerumor.com/50-tariff-in...
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
“If asking to make me more money at your expense makes us the bad guy, then yeah I’m a villain”
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October 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
GET IT GUYS??!? DONT YOU WANNA BUY THIS SO BAD?? ITS PORN GUYS!!! THE JOKE IS PORN!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
GET IT GUYS??!? DONT YOU WANNA BUY THIS SO BAD?? ITS PORN GUYS!!! THE JOKE IS PORN!!!!
Newsreel of the Nazi's being sentenced to death.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
en.wikipedia.org
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Newsreel of the Nazi's being sentenced to death.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
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It is unfathomable to me that we’re all just supposed to be okay with higher energy costs and more air and light pollution, in exchange for a machine that steals personal data and copyrighted material and produces slop and wage theft, and big tech can do this to our society unilaterally.
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It is unfathomable to me that we’re all just supposed to be okay with higher energy costs and more air and light pollution, in exchange for a machine that steals personal data and copyrighted material and produces slop and wage theft, and big tech can do this to our society unilaterally.
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People beg me to smoke weed with them they say "oh we spent all this money on weed but no beautiful trans woman wants to smoke it while dominating the aux cord" and I do it I do it for all the women who never even got a chance to use the aux cord while high on free weed god bless them
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
People beg me to smoke weed with them they say "oh we spent all this money on weed but no beautiful trans woman wants to smoke it while dominating the aux cord" and I do it I do it for all the women who never even got a chance to use the aux cord while high on free weed god bless them
>walking
>walking, but japanese
>walking, but japanese
Although it’s not new, folks on TikTok are rediscovering this technique, known as interval walking training (IWT) or “Japanese walking,” that can help you get fit.
Just 30 minutes a day of ‘Japanese walking’ may help you get in shape
People are rediscovering interval walking training (IWT), a technique that can help you get fit in 30 minutes a day.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
>walking
>walking, but japanese
>walking, but japanese
Hey guys. I know the world is harsh rn, but I just hit a blue shell dodge with a mushroom in my dreams and won the race.
June 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hey guys. I know the world is harsh rn, but I just hit a blue shell dodge with a mushroom in my dreams and won the race.
This emoji blows CHUNKS. What soulless husk do you take me to be? When I ":)" I am displaying my childish whimsy for all to witness, not staring into an abyss that feels nothing for me as I for it.
May 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This emoji blows CHUNKS. What soulless husk do you take me to be? When I ":)" I am displaying my childish whimsy for all to witness, not staring into an abyss that feels nothing for me as I for it.
McDonalds breakfast and weed combo is so good it should be illegal
February 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
McDonalds breakfast and weed combo is so good it should be illegal
No streetpasses at my small towns local McDonalds in 2025. : (
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No streetpasses at my small towns local McDonalds in 2025. : (
Video Games I like for my feed
Risk of Rain 🌧️
Minecraft 🧊
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟
Telltale’s The Walking Dead Game 🧢
Drakengard 🐉
NieR 🤖
Skyrim ⚔️
Persona 5 🔫 🦹🏻🗡️
LittleBigPlanet 🌖 🌍
Mario 🍄⭐️
Rhythm Heaven 🎶
VRChat 💬
We Were Here 🧩🤝
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 🛹 📻
Portal 🕳️
FEZ 🎓
Stray 🐈
Deathloop 🔁
Risk of Rain 🌧️
Minecraft 🧊
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟
Telltale’s The Walking Dead Game 🧢
Drakengard 🐉
NieR 🤖
Skyrim ⚔️
Persona 5 🔫 🦹🏻🗡️
LittleBigPlanet 🌖 🌍
Mario 🍄⭐️
Rhythm Heaven 🎶
VRChat 💬
We Were Here 🧩🤝
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 🛹 📻
Portal 🕳️
FEZ 🎓
Stray 🐈
Deathloop 🔁
December 29, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Video Games I like for my feed
Risk of Rain 🌧️
Minecraft 🧊
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟
Telltale’s The Walking Dead Game 🧢
Drakengard 🐉
NieR 🤖
Skyrim ⚔️
Persona 5 🔫 🦹🏻🗡️
LittleBigPlanet 🌖 🌍
Mario 🍄⭐️
Rhythm Heaven 🎶
VRChat 💬
We Were Here 🧩🤝
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 🛹 📻
Portal 🕳️
FEZ 🎓
Stray 🐈
Deathloop 🔁
Risk of Rain 🌧️
Minecraft 🧊
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟
Telltale’s The Walking Dead Game 🧢
Drakengard 🐉
NieR 🤖
Skyrim ⚔️
Persona 5 🔫 🦹🏻🗡️
LittleBigPlanet 🌖 🌍
Mario 🍄⭐️
Rhythm Heaven 🎶
VRChat 💬
We Were Here 🧩🤝
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 🛹 📻
Portal 🕳️
FEZ 🎓
Stray 🐈
Deathloop 🔁
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