TheToasterWaffle
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1.9 million INCORRECT choice-makers
a cartoon of a woman with a blue mask and the words kiss her
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January 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
1.9 million INCORRECT choice-makers
Its the only kaomoji I have saved in my phone’s dictionary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Its the only kaomoji I have saved in my phone’s dictionary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This scene but moxie and blitz
a cartoon of spongebob walking down a street holding a stick
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media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This scene but moxie and blitz
THEY CENSORED PHENOMAMANS JUNK
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THEY CENSORED PHENOMAMANS JUNK
“The war crimes are a distraction” genuinely genuinely kill me
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“The war crimes are a distraction” genuinely genuinely kill me
“He’s gonna break your kneecaps if you don’t vote yes, so its your fault if your kneecaps get broken” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“He’s gonna break your kneecaps if you don’t vote yes, so its your fault if your kneecaps get broken” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crazy to put a guy with a fire flower in there
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Crazy to put a guy with a fire flower in there
Hashtag science and nature, then using AI. You really do care🥹
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hashtag science and nature, then using AI. You really do care🥹
Oklahoma didn’t have even a single blue county 🙃
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oklahoma didn’t have even a single blue county 🙃
Fade back in, stereotypically angry housewife Melania: “I can’t believe you didn’t pay the workers, Donald!!!” Laugh track
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fade back in, stereotypically angry housewife Melania: “I can’t believe you didn’t pay the workers, Donald!!!” Laugh track
No caregivers?
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
No caregivers?
“Play for 3 hours” so they can’t refund lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“Play for 3 hours” so they can’t refund lol
Sepulchral is great
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Sepulchral is great
Greed is the fire, indifference is the fuel
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Greed is the fire, indifference is the fuel
Not in the way that the right tried to slander her pre-election, but she’s unqualified to dismantle and undo what is happening right now. She will not swing the country left enough to fix the issues we need to fix. We need change on par with the original constitution, and she isn’t gonna do that.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not in the way that the right tried to slander her pre-election, but she’s unqualified to dismantle and undo what is happening right now. She will not swing the country left enough to fix the issues we need to fix. We need change on par with the original constitution, and she isn’t gonna do that.
And then praise him for letting Netflix raise their prices
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And then praise him for letting Netflix raise their prices