The Thing Next Door
@thethingnextdoor.bsky.social
Mostly charmless
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Pulled a photo of the suspect from surveillance footage.
September 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Pulled a photo of the suspect from surveillance footage.
Being Gen X means being old enough to remember that this was the woke version of the Cracker Barrel logo because they removed the "No blacks. no gays, no Irish, no dogs" motto from it.
August 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Being Gen X means being old enough to remember that this was the woke version of the Cracker Barrel logo because they removed the "No blacks. no gays, no Irish, no dogs" motto from it.
100% chance that if you took a chisel to this Epstein lair statue you would find a Bucket Of Blood situation going on underneath.
August 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
100% chance that if you took a chisel to this Epstein lair statue you would find a Bucket Of Blood situation going on underneath.
Special bonus crush meant to stall and distract me from watching a late-night show monologue, which only ends up aggravating my emotional prostate even further.
May 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Special bonus crush meant to stall and distract me from watching a late-night show monologue, which only ends up aggravating my emotional prostate even further.
These Are My Star Wars Crushes Or: A Post I'd Rather Do On Here Instead Of Processing The Crushing Emotional Trauma Of Current Events.
May 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
These Are My Star Wars Crushes Or: A Post I'd Rather Do On Here Instead Of Processing The Crushing Emotional Trauma Of Current Events.
This is what I'm up to tonight:
#horrorsky
#horrorsky
May 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
#horrorsky
#horrorsky
I needed a day of rest after finding out that when a dog does this, it's called a play bow
March 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I needed a day of rest after finding out that when a dog does this, it's called a play bow
Man-wolf but he gets the zoomies and does the thing with his leg if you scratch him in the right spot.
#MakeAVillainWholesome
#MakeAVillainWholesome
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Man-wolf but he gets the zoomies and does the thing with his leg if you scratch him in the right spot.
#MakeAVillainWholesome
#MakeAVillainWholesome
This is what I'm up to tonight:
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
This is what I'm up to tonight:
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
This is what I'm up to this week:
February 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This is what I'm up to this week:
This is also what I'm up to tonight:
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is also what I'm up to tonight:
This is also what I'm up to tonight:
#HorrorSky
#HorrorSky
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This is also what I'm up to tonight:
#HorrorSky
#HorrorSky
This is what I'm up to tonight:
January 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
This is what I'm up to this week:
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is what I'm up to this week:
This is what I'm up to tonight:
January 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
I was a very stupid child, but this film profoundly affected me when I saw it in the theatre. When I was put to bed after watching it, I would weep for the poor man who wanted to sleep like a normal person. It was my first taste of empathy, and for that, I will always be grateful to David Lynch.
January 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I was a very stupid child, but this film profoundly affected me when I saw it in the theatre. When I was put to bed after watching it, I would weep for the poor man who wanted to sleep like a normal person. It was my first taste of empathy, and for that, I will always be grateful to David Lynch.
This is what I'm up to tonight:
#HorrorSky
#HorrorSky
January 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This is what I'm up to tonight:
#HorrorSky
#HorrorSky
This is what I'm up to this week:
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is what I'm up to this week: