“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

"The Pioneer Chicken has fallen! All is lost!"
"Remember the Fedco!"
"Hold the line at the Alpha Beta!"
etc.

Pulled a photo of the suspect from surveillance footage.

I feel a similar way about people dressed like The Imperials and Stormtroopers. Worst was a Disney hotel resort commercial with Vader and Troopers marching down the stairs which looked like every "Nazis take over a French hotel as their headquarters" scene in a WW2 movie.

A while ago I tore through the V novels and one of them from 2008 described The Great Leader of the Sirians as taking power by promising to "make the planet great again!" and a few other trumpish things like that.

I'm guessing this issue is really connecting with voters because Eric Adams just handed me a potato chip bag full of cash and a note asking me to buy as many Quetzalcōātls as possible with it.

All kidding aside, being Gen X does mean being old enough to remember being taken to a racist as fuck restaurant chain called Sambo's that had a blackface pancake on their kids menu.

I'd like to see them take that long walk off a short pier.

I'm not surprised they've gone woke, the writing has been on the wall ever since they stopped leaving complementary hand-cranked "stimulators" at the tables to treat the shamefully unaccompanied women with their hysteria.

100% chance that if you chisel away at that sculpture there is a Bucket Of Blood situation going on.

I tore the tag off my mattress. Please do not take me to Mad Magazine jail. If the black spy and the white spy have compared notes, I fear they will shiv me for sure.

He treated an immigrant like a human being.

I make the store brand box mac and cheese with butter only, no milk, and I cover it with a blizzard of pepper.

I once ordered chili in Missouri.
They gave me a plate of plain, dry ground beef.
Plain 👏Dry 👏Ground 👏 Beef 👏

Curious to see what Winky's face looks like when she finds out there are two sequels to it.

She's a toilet paper under-hanger.

Well, seeing as how we have been close personal friends on Instagram for the last week, of course I'd say yes. Besides, I'm dying to hear the whole story about how he escaped from that Greenlandian prison using the $250,000 CRYpto$kam tokens I loaned him for a bribe.

Wow! What a nostalgic trip this takes me on. It seems like ages since the last time I was in an ER because I accidentally sat on this controller while I was cleaning my apartment naked.