Tea Bird
@theteabird.bsky.social
Kansas City things. #chiefskingdom
#KCRoyals
Hoping to sip tea as X burns to the ground.
#KCRoyals
Hoping to sip tea as X burns to the ground.
Here’s a handy, and somewhat terrifying, little tool.
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
www.project2025.observer
June 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Here’s a handy, and somewhat terrifying, little tool.
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Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
May 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse
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“Totally not photoshopped”
May 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“Totally not photoshopped”
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In one of the latest episodes of “Trump’s Cognitive Decline,” a clearly impaired Donald appears utterly astonished that his 19-year old son can turn on a laptop computer after it’s been turned off.
According to Donald, his son Barron has an "unbelievable aptitude in technology.”
According to Donald, his son Barron has an "unbelievable aptitude in technology.”
March 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In one of the latest episodes of “Trump’s Cognitive Decline,” a clearly impaired Donald appears utterly astonished that his 19-year old son can turn on a laptop computer after it’s been turned off.
According to Donald, his son Barron has an "unbelievable aptitude in technology.”
According to Donald, his son Barron has an "unbelievable aptitude in technology.”
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An explanation of the cyber truck species and how it has adapted to living in the wild. 😍
March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
An explanation of the cyber truck species and how it has adapted to living in the wild. 😍
So let me get this straight, Trump bankrupted the My Pillow turd and now is working to do the same to a “genius” who is the richest man on Earth? You truly can’t make this shit up.
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So let me get this straight, Trump bankrupted the My Pillow turd and now is working to do the same to a “genius” who is the richest man on Earth? You truly can’t make this shit up.
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Why don’t you wear a suit?
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Why don’t you wear a suit?
I’m sorry, what the actual fuck? Official news conferences have walk up songs now? Also, how vain do you have to be to choose this one?
#cringe #dogkiller
#cringe #dogkiller
Kristi Noem walks out to song ‘Hot Mama’ at first official DHS news conference
Kristi Noem walked out to her first official news conference as secretary of the Department of Homeland Security soundtracked to the country song “Hot Mama.” Following a prayer, Noem walked to the pod...
www.independent.co.uk
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m sorry, what the actual fuck? Official news conferences have walk up songs now? Also, how vain do you have to be to choose this one?
#cringe #dogkiller
#cringe #dogkiller
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Head of officiating explained how the calls were correct!
#ChiefsKingdom
#ChiefsKingdom
January 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Head of officiating explained how the calls were correct!
#ChiefsKingdom
#ChiefsKingdom
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January 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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This is accurate as hell.
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December 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
This is accurate as hell.
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Rickey Henderson, the greatest base stealer in MLB history, has died. He was 65. cnn.it/4furzve
December 21, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Rickey Henderson, the greatest base stealer in MLB history, has died. He was 65. cnn.it/4furzve
So I guess if you destroy the country, immigrants won’t want to immigrate.
December 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
So I guess if you destroy the country, immigrants won’t want to immigrate.
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Blu3sky is like a bunch of refugees who show up from an awful place and really want the new place to be nice so they'll beat each other to death for littering
December 6, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Blu3sky is like a bunch of refugees who show up from an awful place and really want the new place to be nice so they'll beat each other to death for littering
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I doom scrolled past this and had to scroll back. With the current events, things look bleak. Let’s take a deep breath and reflect on the fact we’re just floating on rocks in space. Then use that reflection to motivate you to protect this rock and fight for it.
November 23, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I doom scrolled past this and had to scroll back. With the current events, things look bleak. Let’s take a deep breath and reflect on the fact we’re just floating on rocks in space. Then use that reflection to motivate you to protect this rock and fight for it.