Captain ACAB
@theswolenerd.bsky.social
I don’t give a shit about anything besides communism (which I love)
Just had a bad of revels that was mostly raisins. Keir Starmer must answer for this!!
February 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just had a bad of revels that was mostly raisins. Keir Starmer must answer for this!!
Reposted by Captain ACAB
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Sufferin’ Hasenfratz!
Welp. Turns out electing an unstable maniac is a bad idea after all.
January 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sufferin’ Hasenfratz!
Thinking about becoming the guy who does revisionism about Daikatana. Gonna make pretending it’s actually really good my whole identity.
November 7, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Thinking about becoming the guy who does revisionism about Daikatana. Gonna make pretending it’s actually really good my whole identity.
A lotta y’all still don’t get it. Ocular impaired ape holders can use a single slurp juice on multiple eyes so if I have 2 recently blinded eyes I can use 1 slurp juice on both of ‘em
Tonight’s slurp juice curative is essentially a minting event for both blinded eyes
Tonight’s slurp juice curative is essentially a minting event for both blinded eyes
November 6, 2023 at 5:44 PM
A lotta y’all still don’t get it. Ocular impaired ape holders can use a single slurp juice on multiple eyes so if I have 2 recently blinded eyes I can use 1 slurp juice on both of ‘em
Tonight’s slurp juice curative is essentially a minting event for both blinded eyes
Tonight’s slurp juice curative is essentially a minting event for both blinded eyes
You may think it’s maddening that there was so much pushback towards anyone suggesting the IDF bombed that hospital only for them to happily own the bombing of a refugee camp but that’s the point. The defensiveness around the hospital paved the way for this
November 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM
You may think it’s maddening that there was so much pushback towards anyone suggesting the IDF bombed that hospital only for them to happily own the bombing of a refugee camp but that’s the point. The defensiveness around the hospital paved the way for this
Seeing video game reviewers who fell over themselves to praise the dogshit immortality dismiss Alan Wake 2 as pretentious and self-important sure is funny
October 30, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Seeing video game reviewers who fell over themselves to praise the dogshit immortality dismiss Alan Wake 2 as pretentious and self-important sure is funny
I’ve been playing Metal Gear Solid 5 and it’s still incredible how Konami had this cutting edge amazing game engine and quite possibly the best stealth action game ever made and just totally fucked it out of spite
October 27, 2023 at 7:14 PM
I’ve been playing Metal Gear Solid 5 and it’s still incredible how Konami had this cutting edge amazing game engine and quite possibly the best stealth action game ever made and just totally fucked it out of spite
When I was a kid me and a few friends used to play that game where you write part of a story then the next person and so on. Started as goofy fun but became an insane self-aggrandising mess.
I’ve not seen a DnD podcast or play session series that doesn’t follow this same trajectory
I’ve not seen a DnD podcast or play session series that doesn’t follow this same trajectory
October 27, 2023 at 5:39 PM
When I was a kid me and a few friends used to play that game where you write part of a story then the next person and so on. Started as goofy fun but became an insane self-aggrandising mess.
I’ve not seen a DnD podcast or play session series that doesn’t follow this same trajectory
I’ve not seen a DnD podcast or play session series that doesn’t follow this same trajectory
I would sooner divulge all my kinks and sexual fetishes than post this.
October 25, 2023 at 12:06 PM
I would sooner divulge all my kinks and sexual fetishes than post this.
Cats in a bad mood because the ground outside is wet. The fuck you want me to do about it little man? Just stay inside!
October 21, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Cats in a bad mood because the ground outside is wet. The fuck you want me to do about it little man? Just stay inside!
Little debate advice, you’ll want to avoid talking yourself into this position.
October 19, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Little debate advice, you’ll want to avoid talking yourself into this position.
Cool dude. Real glad you’re out here asking questions about the bombing of a hospital. I knew you were a weapons expert because of your years of irony posting
October 18, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Cool dude. Real glad you’re out here asking questions about the bombing of a hospital. I knew you were a weapons expert because of your years of irony posting
The speed at which people accept IDF propaganda will never cease to amaze me
October 18, 2023 at 4:48 PM
The speed at which people accept IDF propaganda will never cease to amaze me
This acquisition sure was a pyrrhic victory for Microsoft, huh?
October 17, 2023 at 9:24 PM
This acquisition sure was a pyrrhic victory for Microsoft, huh?
This thread recently got revived over on ResetEra (I assume it’s because the game has DLC out) and that’s fine, it’s important to talk about these things but it’s also worth pointing out that Bethesda literally bullied a transwoman out of her job and and the forum barely even talked about it.
October 17, 2023 at 6:05 PM
This thread recently got revived over on ResetEra (I assume it’s because the game has DLC out) and that’s fine, it’s important to talk about these things but it’s also worth pointing out that Bethesda literally bullied a transwoman out of her job and and the forum barely even talked about it.
A fucking hospital! What is the bombing of a hospital if not an act of terrorism?
October 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM
A fucking hospital! What is the bombing of a hospital if not an act of terrorism?
The left wing experience is just having libs try to discredit your criticism of currently happening atrocities by insisting that you don’t care about past atrocities that you absolutely 100% both denounced at the time and continue to raise as issues
October 17, 2023 at 5:14 PM
The left wing experience is just having libs try to discredit your criticism of currently happening atrocities by insisting that you don’t care about past atrocities that you absolutely 100% both denounced at the time and continue to raise as issues
“Oh well how would you respond to terror?! How did you react to 9/11?!” is a fascinating rhetorical flourish considering most people now agree that the illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan weren’t good or justifiable.
October 16, 2023 at 8:59 PM
“Oh well how would you respond to terror?! How did you react to 9/11?!” is a fascinating rhetorical flourish considering most people now agree that the illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan weren’t good or justifiable.
Always fascinated by the way Hamas are referred to as terrorists and yet not a single journalist points out that the response to terrorism is meant to be criminal prosecution not war
October 16, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Always fascinated by the way Hamas are referred to as terrorists and yet not a single journalist points out that the response to terrorism is meant to be criminal prosecution not war
I’m surprised at the negative reaction Lords of the Fallen has gotten. So far I think it’s really good. A lot better than the overrated Lies of P imo
October 15, 2023 at 6:04 PM
I’m surprised at the negative reaction Lords of the Fallen has gotten. So far I think it’s really good. A lot better than the overrated Lies of P imo
Remember Laurie Penny? Feels like she just sort of vanished which is wild considering you couldn’t go a day without seeing her talk some form of shit
October 15, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Remember Laurie Penny? Feels like she just sort of vanished which is wild considering you couldn’t go a day without seeing her talk some form of shit
To my pleasant surprise the new lords of the fallen is really good
October 14, 2023 at 1:25 PM
To my pleasant surprise the new lords of the fallen is really good
I know cognitive dissonance isn’t real because if it were our media couldn’t have gone from “you can’t hold civilians responsible for their apartheid enacting government” to “if you don’t endorse dropping white phosphorus on Palestinians you’re an antisemite” without even a furrowed brow
October 14, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I know cognitive dissonance isn’t real because if it were our media couldn’t have gone from “you can’t hold civilians responsible for their apartheid enacting government” to “if you don’t endorse dropping white phosphorus on Palestinians you’re an antisemite” without even a furrowed brow