Thomas Brendel 🔀
thesolemnbard.bsky.social
Thomas Brendel 🔀
@thesolemnbard.bsky.social
a man of letters
The best 7 minutes of film I know are about a man who has been bit, and his final preparations

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October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I also have unfinished stories HBO can buy, if that's what it takes
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I want a movie theater where I can show old stuff for silly reasons. A month of full-sentence titles, from Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore to You Can't Take It With You
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh, you
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We can pretend to be lots of things, but in fact this year will probably see a statistically significant uptick in frogs
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It wouldn't have won (that was the year of Let It Go) but not letting that song even be nominated was a crime
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cinemetropolis - Blues Scholars

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Cinemetropolis
YouTube video by Blue Scholars - Topic
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October 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm sure that came straight from Gov. Gregory Abbott himself, possibly under guidance from VP James Vance
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
No prison can hold him
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To be fair, that term originated with actual engineers in the '50s

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Unobtainium - Wikipedia
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September 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
So nice I want to take a photograph
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Off Book: The Improvised Musical and nothing else
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wild that you said this today, her Actual Birthday
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
O Monstar
September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Please say it was "Holy chickens, that's all peanut butter"
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As I remember it, you could get most of that 30-40 minutes just by cutting the pasta
September 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Also a big fan of this enby baby
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the greatest picture-you're-meant-to-throw-away I ever found. I bought the frame just to get it. I pretend the kid holding the hat was me
August 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Donate your body to non-medical scones
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have read Forrest Gump at least four times and I promise not because it's good
August 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Saved after my 3-year-old daughter requested this album, "Boys and Hands"
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yoda is Kermit and Piggy's son. Search your feelings, you know it to be true
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is specifically Claude Shannon's machine that cheats at Hex (red to red is 8, but white to white is 7)
July 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM