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Thomas Brendel 🔀
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a man of letters
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Also a big fan of this enby baby
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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This is the greatest picture-you're-meant-to-throw-away I ever found. I bought the frame just to get it. I pretend the kid holding the hat was me
August 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Saved after my 3-year-old daughter requested this album, "Boys and Hands"
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Someone who is good at the occult please help me, what is my daughter summoning
A bunch of toys arranged in vaguely a circle, including an octopus and ponies bedecked with rings, and a bunny carrying a house and a double-decker bus. In the center is another bunny with a ring and a disc engraved with two entwined octopuses
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Regret to inform you
The story in context: an Onion front page from the book Our Dumb Century
April 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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My daughter (3) going through the records: I want this one. "Boys and Hands"
David Bowie, Heroes
February 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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A picture of Bluey on a pillowcase. A big bloodstain covers her lower body
February 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Me and my wife, fourth grade, both taking it way more seriously than anyone else
School pictures in a double frame. The boy is in a white dress shirt with dark clip-on tie. The girl is in a pale blue fancy dress with puffy sleeves and a gold necklace.
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Atlanta had unusually heavy snow in 2017 and this was still the best we could do
Two hand-sized snowballs stacked up, with button eyes and carrot nose
December 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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This was top of my feed when I needed a start word. Good day for it, thank you sir
Wordle screenshot. First guess SNAKE, then correct answer FUNKY
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Bluey-heads will understand why I laughed to read the end of this chapter while watching Sticky Gecko
Close-up of a page of Don't Ask, by Donald Westlake. (Great book, love love love.) Most of the text doesn't matter, but the last paragraph is simply "Gotcha."
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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David Lynch famously a Woody Woodpecker guy
Lynch sitting on a leather sofa with five Woody plushies, I think in 1982
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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who's ready for this M*A*S*H Up
The hometown signpost from the 4077th. Carl Fredricksen's house is floating above the hills.
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Almost forgot
A stuffed banana with a face, arms, and legs (the arms are higher than the eyes, it's a weird toy) Lucky, a yellow lab
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Two plush seahorses, one mostly blue, the other mostly pink-purple Bluey herself (obviously a Blue Heeler) with Coco, a pink poodle
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Just the head and front paws of a multi-segment detachable dachshund. It's cream-colored with blue ears and a green plaid kerchief. The coloration makes no sense for this casting, but at least its a dog Bingo, a Red Heeler. Probably you know who Bingo is
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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A dark-brown teddy bear Jean Luc, a Black Lab
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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A stuffed fox Rusty, a Red Kelpie
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Anagram alignment chart
Photos of Scrabble tiles rearranged from the D&D alignments: lawful good = aw, dull goof lawful neutral = a new turf, a lull lawful evil = ill flu wave neutral good = o lord, u a gent true neutral = alter ur tune neutral evil = v leet urinal (these use some letters to make faces) chaotic good = chic goat chaotic neutral = a true chant chaotic evil = a-hole
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM