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Shitposting through the end times 🏳️‍⚧️🍉
I would like to inform everyone finding hope in MTG's suddenly turnaround that I have a whole box full of genuine Rolex watches I'm ready to sell at a BIG discount
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yet another massive L for Kim "Shit My Poopy Fart Pants" Davis
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We're living, laughing, and loving here at the Winter Palace
umm yeah, i think the table will share an onion blossom
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wish Andrew Cuomo all the best in his new career as senior strategist for the Newsom 2028 campaign, which will lose to Trump by an historic margin despite the latter's own campaign mostly just being throwing puppies in a giant blender on live TV.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Guy you bought an eighth from in your early 20s who offered to smoke you out but after the biggest bong rip of your entire life he starts yelling about females and reverse racism (his words) and it's really uncomfortable but you're too high to leave or argue, endorses Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Satan's getting shot in the face and being forced to apologize as we speak
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I for one invite the president to keep building Versailles. He will never regret building Versailles
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pray for the Tim Burton and Danny Elfman haters in your life this Halloween.

We're suffering. As always.
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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nobody wants to hear about your problems
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Have we done this one yet
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@bsky.app : the code is the product!

The code that lets you edit typos: *not pictured*
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The US: burns bridges with every single trade partner across the globe because the guy in charge is a bumblefuck

Also the US: shocked that every is trading with the world's second largest economy a lot more all the sudden
🇨🇳CHINA’S SEPTEMBER EXPORT GROWTH HITS 6-MONTH HIGH Y/Y IMPORT GROWTH HIT A 17-MONTH HIGH. CHINA SOYBEAN IMPORTS HIT RECORD HIGH FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER AT 12.87 MILLION METRIC TONS. SEPTEMBER COAL IMPORTS AT NINE-MONTH HIGH OF 46 MLN METRIC TONS. #CHINA #SOYBEAN #COAL
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Columbus was a monster by the standards of his own time
You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Antifa guy #1: you guys get paid?

Antifa guy #2: you guys are organized?

Antifa guy #3: erm actually the third arrow stands for communism so you're literally the feds

Antifa guy #4: yeah I wear this anthro suit for protests. Prrrrrotests.

Antifa guy#5: you guys get transgender for everyone??!
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Lmao
October 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Nobel Prize is a joke award for clowns
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is absolute turbo cope. BUT. My hope is if they make good on their threat to deal with "antifa" the same way they've been dealing with the "cartels," it will have a galvanizing effect on the populace similar to what happened to the Ukrainian public at the beginning of the Russo-Ukrainian War.
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Cishet white guy permanently leaves the United States then wants to tell everyone still here how to feel and think. Many such cases.
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In a shocking turn of events, Axl Rose demonstrates basic human decency
No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Black people are tired. Not metaphorically tired—actually tired. The kind of tired that turns every group chat into a mix of gallows humor and emotional triage."

I write about white ignorance and how exhausting it is to hear white ppl insist "this isn't who we are, when it's ALWAYS who we've been.
White People’s Performative Ignorance Is Exhausting—Opinion
Disbelief over authoritarianism in America isn’t a cutesy personality trait. It’s a confession: You haven’t been paying attention.
rewirenewsgroup.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I feel like I stumbled upon an ancient tomb, the walls littered with hieroglyphs that meant something to those who wrote it, but are baffling scribbles to me
“im not surprised the skibidi toilets are nazis. there is a dick cheney skibidi toilet, so they have clearly always been fascists. CameraHeads are also therefore AntiFa & deserve full uncritical support in their struggle for liberation against the skibidi toilet colonizer menace.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Personally quite excited for the Charli XCX/Swiftie street war a la Tupac and Biggie
October 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
and scene
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM