Simon Was Here!
@thesimonjester.bsky.social
I am Simon Jester. You are Simon Jester. We are Simon Jester. Shitposting the fash since before time.
#SimonWasHere #AlwaysAntifascist #BeLikeSimon
#SimonWasHere #AlwaysAntifascist #BeLikeSimon
Pinned
two men looking at each other with the words you have to fight it
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It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
two men looking at each other with the words you have to fight it
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February 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.
#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
Words are not gonna be enough.
You can't "discuss away" fascism.
No policy document will solve this.
Caps and boots, wrap hands, and suit up.
#Fight #FightTheFascists
#FightTheFash #Resist #CatchHands
You can't "discuss away" fascism.
No policy document will solve this.
Caps and boots, wrap hands, and suit up.
#Fight #FightTheFascists
#FightTheFash #Resist #CatchHands
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Words are not gonna be enough.
You can't "discuss away" fascism.
No policy document will solve this.
Caps and boots, wrap hands, and suit up.
#Fight #FightTheFascists
#FightTheFash #Resist #CatchHands
You can't "discuss away" fascism.
No policy document will solve this.
Caps and boots, wrap hands, and suit up.
#Fight #FightTheFascists
#FightTheFash #Resist #CatchHands
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Trump is sworn in without placing his hand on the Bible, because he has no intention of upholding his oath of office.
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump is sworn in without placing his hand on the Bible, because he has no intention of upholding his oath of office.
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Trump cannot abrogate birthright citizenship under the 14th Amendment by way of executive order. That’s not how constitutional rights work.
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Trump cannot abrogate birthright citizenship under the 14th Amendment by way of executive order. That’s not how constitutional rights work.
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Still fucked the goat.
CNN saying it may have been more of a heat of the moment Sieg Heil than an actual Sieg Heil
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Still fucked the goat.
Everybody #BeLikeSimon , be LOUD. BE everywhere.
Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.
Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.
Also, tasty snacks and beverages.
Today is a good day to #fight
Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.
Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.
Also, tasty snacks and beverages.
Today is a good day to #fight
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January 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Everybody #BeLikeSimon , be LOUD. BE everywhere.
Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.
Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.
Also, tasty snacks and beverages.
Today is a good day to #fight
Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.
Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.
Also, tasty snacks and beverages.
Today is a good day to #fight
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If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
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Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?
January 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?
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NOT MY PRESIDENT, FUCK Trump.
January 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NOT MY PRESIDENT, FUCK Trump.
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Jan 20 should be "Moon Day". Plaster a photo of you mooning the camera all over social media. Tell TFG (That Felon Guy - credit George Takei) to kiss your ass.
As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.
#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.
#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
January 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jan 20 should be "Moon Day". Plaster a photo of you mooning the camera all over social media. Tell TFG (That Felon Guy - credit George Takei) to kiss your ass.
As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.
#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.
#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
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You're a climate refugee in the making.
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You're a climate refugee in the making.
BE LOUD! Call bullshit on bullshit. Climate change is real, and people are losing their homes from fire, or suffering in extreme cold. Right now.
The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.
Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.
Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
BE LOUD! Call bullshit on bullshit. Climate change is real, and people are losing their homes from fire, or suffering in extreme cold. Right now.
The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.
Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.
Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
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Insane that they would attempt to address racism despite the potential for a natural disaster
January 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Insane that they would attempt to address racism despite the potential for a natural disaster
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I used to think that when global warming truly began to bite, deniers would face reality & we could act. Now I think it's more likely it will lead to a kind of fascism that will respond to global warming by, like, executing everyone who says global warming is real.
January 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I used to think that when global warming truly began to bite, deniers would face reality & we could act. Now I think it's more likely it will lead to a kind of fascism that will respond to global warming by, like, executing everyone who says global warming is real.
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Ok, this is funny as fuck.
January 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok, this is funny as fuck.
Get this #dogedickhead a Mansier, stat!
January 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Get this #dogedickhead a Mansier, stat!
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
Start 2025 the right way. #BeLikeSimon ! Help this lil shitposting drawing get some traction (followers, y'all!), do all you can to annoy Trumpanzees, Magats, DOGE Dickheads, and take space, be loud and proud! And when they go low, kick 'em in their privates! #resistance #resist
January 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Start 2025 the right way. #BeLikeSimon ! Help this lil shitposting drawing get some traction (followers, y'all!), do all you can to annoy Trumpanzees, Magats, DOGE Dickheads, and take space, be loud and proud! And when they go low, kick 'em in their privates! #resistance #resist
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
January 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
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I would love to be in Kyiv when the last Russian leaves Ukrainian soil. Holy hell, what a nation-wide party will be held! Afterwards, in honor of the fallen and the legacy of Jimmy Carter, I would to strap on a tool belt and help rebuild.
#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter
#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter
January 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I would love to be in Kyiv when the last Russian leaves Ukrainian soil. Holy hell, what a nation-wide party will be held! Afterwards, in honor of the fallen and the legacy of Jimmy Carter, I would to strap on a tool belt and help rebuild.
#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter
#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter
As the fun and games of 2025 comes upon us... remember to #resist #shitpost and #BeLikeSimon.
There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.
There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.
January 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
As the fun and games of 2025 comes upon us... remember to #resist #shitpost and #BeLikeSimon.
There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.
There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.