#BeLikeSimon
I'm just here for your daily shitposting the fash and general civil disobedience.

Be seen! Be loud! Be everywhere!

Never obey!

#BeLikeSimon
I’m just here for your daily smiles and positivity.. please don’t leave me.. ❤️
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
As the fun and games of 2025 comes upon us... remember to #resist #shitpost and #BeLikeSimon.

There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.
January 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
So my little shit disturbers, do you have a plan for when the jack booted thugs start coming for folks in your neighborhood?

Cause shitposting helps, but it won't save a life or protect a family.

#makeaplan #BeLikeSimon

#SimonWasHere
Trump says he is prepared to declare a national emergency and use military assets to carry out his mass deportation program
November 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Tolerance is sooo BORING!

Fighting fascists is fun!

#BeLikeSimon
Tolerance is a crime when applied to evil.
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.

We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.

#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon
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February 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Everybody #BeLikeSimon , be LOUD. BE everywhere.

Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.

Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.

Also, tasty snacks and beverages.

Today is a good day to #fight
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January 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
May I recommend Stalin-era Russian composers for a "how to deal with all this shit" soundtrack?

Shostakovich's 5th symphony is a good start.

#BeLikeSimon
November 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Give them a reason to come after you.

#BeLikeSimon
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Start 2025 the right way. #BeLikeSimon ! Help this lil shitposting drawing get some traction (followers, y'all!), do all you can to annoy Trumpanzees, Magats, DOGE Dickheads, and take space, be loud and proud! And when they go low, kick 'em in their privates! #resistance #resist
January 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's time to shitpost Nancy Mace.

The challenge: call once a day telling this troglodite C.H.U.D. to fuck the hell right off!

(202) 225-3176

Share the number widely and make the call!

#BeLikeSimon
This is a proposed law targeting exactly one person: Incoming trans Congresswoman Sarah McBride of Delaware. Nancy Mace is a transphobic, hateful troll who voted with teen rapist Matt Gaetz to depose her own party’s speaker, but the bathrooms. That’s where she’s focused.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Jan 20 should be "Moon Day". Plaster a photo of you mooning the camera all over social media. Tell TFG (That Felon Guy - credit George Takei) to kiss your ass.

As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.

#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica
January 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
BE LOUD! Call bullshit on bullshit. Climate change is real, and people are losing their homes from fire, or suffering in extreme cold. Right now.

The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.

Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Does MSNBC or CNN have a shitposting the fash devil's head?

No, no it doesn't.

#BeLikeSimon

#SimonWasHere
November 23, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Make "Fuck Off!" a part of your daily discourse.

#BeLikeSimon
I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
November 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I'm all for being stupider. Stupidest. Stoopendiest. Stupendous!

Be so stoopid the fascist don't see you coming until the facts and the fists pummel them.

#BeLikeSimon #SimonWasHere
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM