TheShinyGuy
@theshinyguy.bsky.social
28 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
You've just made me realize I've gotta get some good butt pics, but where is that suit from??? I needdddddd 🤩
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You've just made me realize I've gotta get some good butt pics, but where is that suit from??? I needdddddd 🤩
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Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy
Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"
Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again
I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉
Ooh, a *real* challenge!
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ooh, a *real* challenge!
Where do I send in my CV?
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Where do I send in my CV?
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Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Firmware updates successfully completed for @theshinyguy.bsky.social @rbrpupspark.bsky.social at GearBlast:US.
Bous abounded briefly around Berlin
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bous abounded briefly around Berlin
Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢
Yes, that's usually how a PSA works
August 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yes, that's usually how a PSA works
You have them turned off 😭
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You have them turned off 😭
I think I agree, but need to see the back view too. Just to be sure 😈
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I think I agree, but need to see the back view too. Just to be sure 😈
Are you using the date line or opposite longitude from home for east/west? I'd call Tokyo West lol
August 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Are you using the date line or opposite longitude from home for east/west? I'd call Tokyo West lol